festive gans

when you be hella festive and your parents don't want you and want to deport your sorry ass back to the hospital were they regret not aborting you

your such a festive gans

by hellagans December 5, 2018

Sweetlife Festival

A music festival in Columbia, Maryland that celebrates good music and good food! Started by Sweetgreen, this is a new festival that draws large crowds of music and food lovers! Some past notable performers have been Phoenix, Passion Pit, Fun., Kid Cudi, The Strokes, and Lupe Fiasco. A very fun scene and a great overall experience.

This festival draws many DC area teens and young adults, the average age of the crowd at the 2013 fest was estimated at 19 years old. At this event, security is loose and people/workers are chill. People turn a blind eye to underage drinking and pot smoking, unless someone was being extremely obnoxious, because everyone is there in the end due to their love of music.

Advice: Do not be the couple that walks out of the porter-potty together. You WILL be heckled, teased, and laughed at as you make your walk of shame.

DC teen 1- Hey, you going to that Sweetlife Festival?
DC teen 2- Of course!! Who isn't? I love the headliners this year! A full day of music!
DC teen 1- Cool.... who's bringing the weed??

by DevilsSpoke May 16, 2013

Festive Gooch

The days between Christmas Day and New Year.
A period of uncertainty

"Whats going on?"
"Nothing. Same old Festive Gooch"

by Boggins. October 12, 2010

Festival face

When your nose is cold but your head is hot and you're exhausted but you dont want to go to sleep.

Fuck dude, I have festival face.

by Notherson July 25, 2020

Hand Festival

Old Gaelic(Irish) term for Masturbating.

I'll see you guys later, I'm having a hand festival.

Billy is in the bathroom having a hand festival.

My hands are sticky from the hand festival.

That girl is so Danger she always has a hand festival.

by Misterree88 November 20, 2011

Festive Bush

When a women shoves tinsel up her vagina

When I walked in the room, Shaniqua's vag was stuffed full of green,red and gold tinsel it was a very Festive Bush

by FagFaggotSon December 15, 2014

dude festival

A social gathering such as a party or concert where little to no females are present.

"Be glad you missed the party last night, man. It was a fucking dude festival. Nary a fucking girl showed up."

by GARY LOVES THE BACON November 16, 2003