Felchin

The action of licking taint formally known as tossing salad

My mom caught me felchin my stuffed animals last night

by Kota13f September 2, 2018

felshing

The act of sucking semen from any orafice eg. anus, vagina, it can be done with a drinking straw when semen is deep inside the ass hole.

hayden took a straw and sucked the semen out of hannahs asshole aka he gave her a felshing

by hayden felching August 8, 2010

felching straw

This is the straw used to retrieve said semen from said anus. Please see felch to understand the act of felcing. Straws come in titanium or plastic.

I think I lost my felching straw in the couch. Can I borrow yours?

by dmp April 1, 2003

Felting

The act of stroking another person's pubic hair, as one would pet an animal.

"Did you get laid last night?"
"Naw, I started felting her, but she stopped me."

by Raylan Givens August 28, 2012

oral felching

n. kissing after a gay couple has had oral sex and the receiving partner not having swallowed so the two can savor the load.

Nick never swallowed when Kelvin came in his mouth. He believed in sharing and gave back a portion of Nick's load when he kissed him after finishing sex. At a party the other night, they found out this was called oral felching.

by Richard Black May 10, 2005

Felching

Sucking semen through a straw, out of a freshly fucked asshole.

She really needs to work on her felching, if she wants a spot on analcumsumption.com

by Ronzombie November 26, 2010

felching necropheliac

The act of coming in a dead man or woman, and then sucking it out orally.

I wanted a cold one after work, so I went to the morgue and found a sexy dead woman, came in her pussy, and sucked it out, and then went to have a beer. The mortician called me a sick ass felching necropheliac.

by Dirty...Dirty February 14, 2010