fagstreet boys

The real way to say Backstreet Boys.

The fagstreet boys had sex with another boy again, didn't they?

Wait, had sex with a single boy??? Doesn't surprise me. Fags.

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 20, 2004

fagstreet boys

The proper term for Backstreet Boys because they're a bunch of stupid fags. Their probably hiding vaginas in their pants which explains why they sound like a bunch of eight-year-old girls on helium.

If the Fagstreet Boys suddenly became non-existent the world would be a better place.

by Assholes Inc. September 2, 2003

fapsterbate

To masterbate or jack off VIGOROUSLY.

Tyler is such a sick fuck, I caught him fapsterbating the other day.

fapsterbate.

by Fred E. Rick December 17, 2007

fapstar

a person who masterbates so often and well he is considered a pro at FAPPING. he is pornstar status of FAPPING.

chase has been sitting at home all day fapping for 12 hours straight. he is such a FAPSTAR

by fapinabox November 16, 2010

fassbender

(noun) To masturbate vigorously, while putting 3 fingers in your anus. More than 3 fingers do not constitute a fassbender.

This type of masturbation tries to explain the sexual conflict Michael Fassbender put himself into in the movie "Shame", as he engaged intercourse with both male and female partners.

1. "After that girl rejected me, I went home and had a fassbender, while I was crying and eating ice cream."

2. "Hey guys! Let's watch The Expendables and have multiple fassbenders!"

by Klourklour October 16, 2012

fagster

A new species originating in Asia of straight "men" who attempt to look as gay as possible, complete with frosted tips, eyeliner, and scarves tied around their necks even in tropical weather. Combining the fashion sense of hipsters with the self absorbtion of doucebags, the fagster is often seen in the company of hot Asian women who are dying inside for a real man who spends less time in front of a mirror than they do.

Look at that hot chick over there looking bored to tears with her fagster boyfriend.

by BorisSDT August 7, 2011

fagstang

A cheap car made by ford that everyone has. They think they are badass and are going to stand out, but they are just fags. It is mostly a womans car. Also called a "Mustfag"

God damn every other car I see is Fagstang!
I mother fucking cant stand fagstangs ahhhh they are everywhere

by Mike Bivona April 14, 2005