an excuse to get out of work

death

death is just a an excuse to get out of work

by hgi;uEkcgórd2kn34<vcn.${PROUVC May 3, 2023

excusecraft

When someone loosing in warcraft3 makes up excuses for his bad performance.

ROFL, STFU you n00b. AKOEAKO someone is playing excusecraft. I pwned jo0r shit n00b0r.

by x-pose September 24, 2003

Eccuse

When someone is acused of foul play on the internet.

Randy works from home on his laptop. His girlfriend is always tryin to Eccuse him of looking at porn and visiting chatrooms.

by Matrix75 May 18, 2009

excuse deuce

As we all know shitting can be embarassing when hanging out with someone of the opposite sex, so typically we make excuses so when we are gone for an extended ammount of time people do not wonder why.

A reason to leave the room or excuse yourself to go take a crap

"I really gotta go to the bathroom but dont want the girls to know"

"Ah so you gotta take an excuse deuce?"

"Hey I'm running down the hall to see if the neighbors have any DVD's we can borrow Ill be back in 20"

by D rock 27 September 28, 2011

excuse merchant

when confronted about the failure of your favorite players to perform , you immediately start making excuses to deflect the blame .

Heckling Fans :"Eli rules!" and "Eli owns your husband,"

Gisele Bundchen :"You have to catch the ball when you're supposed to catch the ball," she said angrily to those around her.

"My husband cannot f--king throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can't believe they dropped the ball so many times."

"The Queen of all excuse merchants "

by krazy836 March 14, 2012

Boogie excuse

Something my stupid exgirlfriend said to me and made me frustrated.

"Hey Alex, your boogie excuses are lame."
"WTF are you talking about?"

by alexkingkong January 2, 2009

excuse my french

French is commonly associated with sexual vulgarity. The idea that anything French is wicked, sexual, and decadent has invited many English speakers to insult the frogs.
The term "French" has many other sexual meanings. French culture is a common sex worker euphemism for oral sex, a French lesson is a visit to a prostitute, French kissing is a more vulgar kind of kissing. They used to call porn pictures "French prints" and being Frenchified was catching syphilis.
Reference: The Slanguage of Sex by Brigid McConville & John Shearlaw, 1985.

Excuse my french, but that guy is such a fucking douche, he tried to dead horse my roommate while she was passed out drunk!

by Mistress Liz March 1, 2005