How to lose weight in 7 days without exercise or diet!

Slogan people use to get overweight people to their website.

THE IMPOSSIBLE THAT FAT PEOPLE THINKHow to lose weight in 7 days without exercise or diet! IS POSSIBLE WHILE WE TRY TO GAIN WEIGHT

by Randompersononedayyoullmeet October 27, 2020

why exercise when you can get extra sides

A stupid phrase I came up with meaning "Why be healthy when you can be fat as fuck?"

P1: Hey, how's your diet change been going?
P2: I stopped.
P1: What?! Why?! You're gonna get diabetes man!
P2: Why exercise when you can get extra sides?
P1: ...

by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 18, 2022

buffalo exercises

When you gather around with other people who have experienced double-penetration, and thus, their anus' have been stretched and go through the rigorous exercise of anal tightening.

"Lara got together with a group of girls for Buffalo Exercises."

by BleachedBHole February 26, 2018

hegel exercises

Pelvic floor muscle exercises when done by a man--the male equivalent of female Kegel exercises (as mentioned in the preface to my forthcoming book: Male Pelvic Fitness: Optimizing Sexual and Urinary Health)--useful for improving male sexual and urinary function, as they are in women.

While his wife was doing her kegel exercises, he joined her and did his hegel exercises.

by xander913 January 11, 2014

Exercise Shrinkage

When the male Penis shrinks due to Intense athletic work.

My workout was intense this morning. I stripped naked after working out and my penis looked horrible... Exercise Shrinkage it's not a myth...

by Word assembly worker #45 June 7, 2018

Exercising Bastard Face

The look of red-faced, constipated anger that appears on normally quite quiet and placid people when exercising or playing sports.

Mrs Jones: Nevermind our Vinnie, Mavis. He’s like a little teddy bear off the pitch, that’s just his exercising bastard face.

by Fouloldron November 10, 2022

Exercise

Exercise is only good if it makes you happy. If you're happy with who you are the way you are, without having to change, that matters more than looking a certain way. If you work out because somebody else thinks you should diet, change, or look a certain way, it's no good. The point of exercise is to improve/maintain your physical mobility mostly (for doing what you love to do in life), not to look like something from a magazine cover. There's a difference between loving yourself and being in love with yourself, so when someone tries to tell you that being okay with the way you are without changing is narcissism, let them know if they had any heart they would look you in the eye when they said it instead of their eyes darting around the room at everyone and everything else.

Exercise is not a bad thing or a punishment, getting an ass whooping is a punishment, though it's mild compared to medieval torture. Still, if exercise becomes something you no longer enjoy, at least you don't have to do it if you don't really want to.

by The Original Agahnim January 25, 2022