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evolutionary religion

1) the act of believing in evolution because the idea of God scares the crap out of you.

2) A religion that often invents methods of dating the earth to convince others and themselves that we used to be monkeys.
dude: "how was the earth created?"

"religious scientist:" An explosion... as told to me by my evolutionary religion (also known as college)

dude: but how do you know for sure?

"religious scientist:" I have FAITH that it happened...
by Consequences October 7, 2010
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lancer evolution

a true legendary car made by mistu. 8 models or "evolutions" of the car. for its reasonably low price tag, can usually out perform more expensive cars stock to stock
that stock evo 7 just raped that gto
by gah September 15, 2003
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ARK Survival Evolved

A game created by wild card created to tame dinosaurs and survive build bases farm vegetables and tame every creature and conquer the ARK
I play ark survival evolved every day to learn how to survive
by Ark Master June 18, 2018
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Evolutionize

Evolving to be better than all those around you; reaching godhood.
"Dude, Aaron totally evolutionized"
"Ikr. He's totally on another level now"
by ya tilted bro? January 30, 2019
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evolver

One that evolves to maturity, like a genetic algorithm. This is not about one's sexuality.
Randy is quite the evolver! He was at level 2 yesterday and is now already at level 7.
by BarbedWire June 21, 2019
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EVOL 1

EVOL 1: as a term used by 08S that describes ones logic either you are evol 1 or you have 1 love that is what it is spelled backwards that fate is up to you
Fuck I don't think I'll ever have 1 love so guess I'm stuck with bing EVOL 1
by k187c January 30, 2021
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Super saiyan blue evolution

Super saiyan blue evolution also know as Complete super saiyan blue is a form only currently accessible by Vegeta. The form is achieved when he surpasses his limits in order to save his family and resurrect Cabba’s universe

The form has no significant difference to Super saiyan blue other then a slightly darker hair color and aura similar to the color royal blue also a mild increase of muscle mass. The form is on par with Super saiyan blue Kaioken Goku did, the form also allows him to use Final explosion without dying this was shown it the Vegeta vs Toppo fight
Vegeta Fan: have you heard Vegeta has a new form called Super Saiyan Blue evolution
by That1irishweeb November 19, 2019
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