Texas Epiphany

The moment you realize that you actually did shit your pants.

I was talking to my boss and thought I had slipped one out unnotice when I had my Texas epiphany.

by Micro67 May 9, 2010

epiphanical

The highest point achievable, as in the moment of pure clarity attained during an epiphany.

"The priests held the epiphanical position in the theocratic society."

by The One January 8, 2005

epiphani

a word to describe when your haveing more than one epiphany.

woah, i just totally had an epiphani!!!!

by haley mcbarsebsayones December 28, 2007

Epiphonic

A constant state of epiphany. To enjoy an enlightened state of mind constantly, if not always consistently - after all, we're human.

Suddenly it dawned on me in an epiphonic fashion. I understood...everything, answers and realizations came to me instantly and I knew no doubts, only enlightenment.

by Neighborhood master of Chaos November 22, 2011

Epipenis

An emergency injection of hard cock that thirsty women may insert in a time of anal-phylactic shock.

"Hey, did you get that D last night?"
"No, but thankfully I had an epipenis."

by RealDoctorMan MD. April 8, 2017

epiphany

an amazing girl. she's really nice, sweet, caring, smart, funny, and lovable. everyone likes her, girls and guys included. she has a great personality. there's not a moment when you think about her and you don't smile. she's one of those go to people. you go to her when you need help, when you need someone to talk to, or could use a good laugh. she's a great friend. she's always looking good, has nice hair, a great sense of style, and a beautiful smile to top it off. she's an all-round perfect person. she's like a princess.

wow, she's an epiphany!

by wkem September 25, 2011

Epiphany khunt

1. A sudden manifestation of the essence of a vagina
2. The greatest name for a porn star

1. Eureka, I've got one!
2. Dang Freddie, did you see that Epiphany Khunt on the pole last night?

by ShellyBird February 8, 2010