ephrata cloister

Someone that is a hot fucking mess. Also something that you thought would be delicious and it just gave you extreme gas

That Doris woman is a real Ephrata Cloister. That Thai food hit me like an Ephrata Cloister

by Biatch Please September 11, 2016

ethian

a boy and/or girl who is totally nooby wooby in life

he/she are mostly friend with the opsite gender.

the name ethian is also used for when someone is/does something stupid

girl 1 : ugh did you see her clothes ?
girl 2: yes so ethian.

by sugargirl7 February 25, 2017

Ephi

Her name means fruitful in Hebrew, and that is a great word to describe her personality and how she is. Ephi is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. The moment you lay eyes on her you’ll fall in love. She may get on your nerves sometimes, and may be a little impatient sometimes,but her personality and bright smile makes up for it. Hold her tight and never let her go, because she is a rare being, and you won’t be able to get one like her ever again. Ephrata is definitely one of the best people you’ll ever know, she’ll make you feel a arrange of emotions all at a once, but one emotion you’ll always feel when you talk to her is happiness. When she talk in her language it’s sexy asf and her energy is contagious and will have you grinning from ear to ear. If you ever meet a ephi, make sure you love her and treat her like the queen she is, because she can be gone just like that. She deserves the whole world and the moon, so make sure you try your hardest if you meet a ephi. Ephrata will make you laugh when your mad, smile when your upset, and give you butterflies cs of how fucking fine she is. Ephi is the type of girl you want to bring home to show off to your mom and family, and the type of girl who you want to live your whole life with. Ephi is different, which is what makes her so rare and a must have. Every guy should want a ephi in their life. But only some are blessed to actually have a Ephrata. I’m one of those blessed few. And I thank God for that.
ewedishalhu.

Ephi is such an angel

by lewisssssssssssssssss July 13, 2019

Ephix

The child who tries act professional in Discord Servers, Also known as the biggest schmake who needs to shuuuush.

Ephix: That's a warn

9 year old spammer: Shuuuuush, you schmake

by Ya yeeeeeeeeet August 7, 2019

Ephriam

he's a cool dude

that dudes a ephriam

by snoreachu November 23, 2019

Ephie

A complete and utter beast, one unaware of their own strength. A Greek name meaning well-spoken.

Person 1: Dude, what happened to your face!?
Person 2: Ephie..
Person 1: I see..

by EmptySpace June 1, 2011

Ephraimite

A follower of the heretical teachings of Elder Ephraim of Philotheou.

She wears a head scarf because she is an Ephraimite.
They have nine children because they are Ephraimites.
He brings a komboskini to church because he is an Ephraimite.

by listentothegospel February 23, 2011