emoetry

The poems often found on the macintosh air laptops of upper middle class teenagers with dark eyeliner and gay (yet somehow awesome) skinny jeans in crazy colors. Usually depicts their horrible suffering after all their years of opression, overcoming all the barriers and restrictions their expensive private schools have put on their individuality. And by individuality, I mean comforming to the emo stereotype.

1. "My wrists now a river of blood
My tears a forlorn ship
Drowning, sinking
Through the crimson abyss

Bleeding the pain away
My deep soul brooding
Yet death's whisper
Stays so far away..."

"Enough of this emoetry, lets go to Hottopic!"

by Yellow Brick Fox October 4, 2008

Embrey

1) Embrey. An Embrey. A roughly humanoid male, commonly under 3' 4" tall some rare specimens have been found to break the 4' 6" barrier.

These rediculous creatures are also famed in myth and legend for their silly hair. Like Jimmy Page (Led Zeppelin) except less cool, these sarcastic small people are often mistaken for extras from the Lord Of The Rings trilogy.

The temprement of these little folk varies greatly. Although little scientific study has been undertaken, most are imbued with an almost ineffable sense of ego. This has mainly been attributed to the medical condition 'short man syndrome'.

THere are many misconceptions regarding the Embrey. One of the most favorable lies surrounding these mythical beasts is that they build their homes underground. This popular theory has been disprooved by myself when I spent a week or so living among their kind by hunching my back and wearing a silly wig.

An Embrey can make an excellent household pet is properly trained and disciplined. However, similarly to Mogwai don't expose him to light before 11:00am and never EVER expose your pet Embrey to alcohol.

1 Oh my Lord, that Embrey just nicked my cup of tea! Give it back, you manky scots bastard!

by Dave Cox January 28, 2005

emofest

instance in which a person acts extremely emo, whining about how awful their life is, how no one understands what they have to go through, etcetera, etcetera, and generally is just an extreme nuisance by refusing to hear reason

Don't even bother trying to talk to her right now... She's having an emofest.

by Behest May 26, 2006

emolexia

you can't read emo stuff, see emo stuff, or comprehend emo things, people, or pictures. it happens to alot of people that are really happy all the time. sometimes emophobes get this.

Bob: did you see george cutting himself in history class today?
Dave: what? no. i think I have emolexia.
Bob: oh. that sucks.

by mikegotta January 19, 2007

emone

A very memish way to say "money." If you arrange the letters properly, you will get "monee."

Memer: eyyy bro you got dat emone???
Memer 2: yah dogg i got plenty of dat cashhhh!

by RageFurious February 26, 2017

emorey

A dope nigga

that nigga emorey fucked my bitch

by Not Emorey July 5, 2017

Emoeroticism

Refer to Emoerotic

Emoeroticism:
Matty: Man I have never been SO surrounded by so much bloody emoeroticism, I think I'm gonna puke.
Mike: I think I just puked a little in my mouth already.. Ewww..

by Matthew Larsen August 28, 2006