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Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP)

Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP) is a syndrome that occurs when older employees at a company resist using calendaring software - insisting on continuing their use of paper planners.
Employee 1: Oh my gosh, why can't Sally just use our calendering system to schedule meetings. She is always calling or emailing me to see if I have availability. "Um, check the electronic calendar"
Employe 2: Oh dude, she has a serious case of Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP) - she may never get rid of her old-school paper planner.
by Stoolie November 25, 2014
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Electronics Technician

An evolved form of an electrician this person has hyper intelligence and is imbued with advanced knowledge of all things electrical/electronic. Not only are these advanced beings intelligent and skilled, legend has it they are so beautiful that if a mere mortal catches a glimpse they will be blinded and defecate.

Other well known electronics technicians are Luke Skywalker, Tony Stark and Jesus.
I met an electronics technician today and I soiled my underpants
by exponential I.Q. June 11, 2016
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Hardline electronics

a power electronics/industrial noise genre that combines
contemporary electronic art music and oldschool industrial/power electronics sound.
The term was coined to describe a new genre of power electronics obssesed with complex noise soundscapes and elaborated sound art techniques combined with oldschool industrial experimentation.
the last works strom.ec are a example of the hardline electronics genre
by bulgaria1488 August 24, 2009
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Electromagnetic candy

Electromagnetic candy is any electrical object, usually computers or spaceships or mp3 players, that is bait and attracts geeks or others in general.

Electromagnetic Candy is a reference to an analogy used in the Farscape episode "Green Eyed Monster" where electromagnetic fields are attractive to Budongs.
"I was on the way to my Job interview, but I was distracted by the electromagnetic candy at JB Hi-Fi"

Question: "What present do you want for your birthday"
Answer :"Electromagnetic candy"

Question: "How good is that video game?"
Answer: "It is Electromagnetic Candy"
by Rattle July 14, 2007
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Electromagnetic Bukkake

Another word for light, often in context with the face.
Aaarrg, why did you turn on the lights? Now I have electromagnetic bukkake in my eyes!

See bukkake.
by pragm4 August 25, 2010
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electromagnetic hypersensitivity

When your brother becomes aware of the surrounding radio waves, and shelters inside without electricity
"Hey, are you coming?" "No, I had to stop at Chuck's house to deliver his food because of his Electromagnetic Hypersensitivity."
by GUSFR1NG November 10, 2022
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EGF - Electronic Glow Face

The deathly blue glow cast on a persons face by an electronic device in low light conditions resulting in a zombie like appearence and overwhelming fixation on said device.
Hey dude, why don't you put down your f'n phone and join the world of the living, Your EGF - Electronic Glow Face is pissing me off, freak!
by whatstheword December 8, 2011
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