eggy hummer

It's the fart that keeps on giving..... you know it's deadly stench is settling into your pores - but!!! - you are transfixed, unable to move, discombobulated and a dead ringer for Rietel OOvergaang. Nope, never heard of him either.

Who did the Eggy Hummer?
Me.
That solves that then! No wonder they call me the the Worlds greatest question asker! Huzzoid!

by DJBladdered December 20, 2009

eggboy

a male child who's head resembles an egg.

he's an eggboy

by bobcheese February 22, 2003

Eggy

A funny, imaginary topic used as a joke to annoy people into thinking it is a real word.

"Fuck this for a game of Eggy!"

by KoalaBread April 20, 2015

eggy

when a person is in an extremely angry and/or hostile mood.

name refers to when a chick is PMSing

I was showing these pictures i took to me mates and then them came up with this idea of sending them to this magazine called shaven amateurs. Anyway, them published them and now me Julie is like really eggy.

by Didlop August 14, 2006

eggbert

Typically described as a full on male nerd who fully believes that the introduction and then subsequent removal of his sexual attentions from a woman's life can destroy her very existence. Confident in his extraordinary bedroom prowess, he can be characterised by his awkward dress sense, many female "just" friends, short stature and his extensive collection of PC gaming paraphenalia. Often balding, this man wears spectacles and declares himself an athiest. Is likely to have pronounced his love to many women, directly followed by a knowing look and the phrase "I'd only hurt you." This belief is based on real experience or an impressive intellectual architecture of movie plots sublimated over many years of saturday nights at home.

Stock phrases include "Trust me, I'm a dick", "No, Modern Warfare on the PC is way better" and "Sure mum, I'll zip you up".

Me: Oh god, its eggbert again.

Eggbert (Getting off back of Motorbike, behind driver):

Bye mum!

(Driver Waves, adjusts woolen coat and drives away)

by notimenomoney May 2, 2010

eggy combo

Combination of BZP based pills that are legal and give the nearest thing to ecstacy without risk of death. Combination is made up of 2 x PEP Twisted and 2 x PEP Original all taken at the same time.

I did the Eggy Combo!

by Eggenstein July 4, 2006

Eggbread

A female with good pussy.

YO, Dae-Dae got that eggbread!

by Bizy Bill August 28, 2008