elongated, fat penis

A foot long hotdog, or large juicy sausage. Not used in polite company.

Ben: So I had an elongated, fat penis for lunch. Smothered in hot mustard.

Tanya: Gross!

Ben: Oookay.. Well what did you have?

Tanya: Okay fine, I ate out a dripping, wet pussy, covered in KY jelly. Beat that!

Ben: You're a lesbian? I thought you loved me!

Tanya: I thought we were playing a game...

Ben: Is that what love is to you, A GAME!!??

Tanya: I didn't mean---

Ben: The HELL you didn't mean! You're breaking my heart girlfriend, is this about your old flame Steve again?

Tanya: Oh yeah, I suppose you are jealous. Maybe you wanted Steve's elongated, fat penis, huh?

Ben: He didn't even like sausages.

Tanya: Damn right he wasn't gay, we did it twice a week, sideways!

Ben: That hurts... just because our love life isn't perfect you've always got to compare me to him. Hey wait a minute, what do you mean he wasn't gay.

Tanya: He wasn't---

Ben: Hey wait, you're talking about sex, I was talking about food! An elongated fat, penis is a hot dog!

Tanya: WHAT??

Ben: Yeah, and you told me you liked to eat out women!

Tanya: I did not! I thought you were just trying to gross me out with homosexual references, so I'd one up you!

Ben: Ohhh. That's what I get for using obscure slang! I thought everyone knew what an elongated fat penis was!

Tanya: I'm sorry darling. Please forgive me! I didn't mean what I said about Steve.

Ben: I'm sorry too honey, I know you're not a lesbian, like my old flame Cassandra.

Tanya: No need to bring her into this, honey.

Ben: Sorry sweetie. Hey, how about we go listen to some of those Indigo Girls albums you like, and we share an elongated, fat penis together!

Tanya: Yeah baby!

*couple walks off hand in hand*

by Boontonto December 28, 2005

ebonicon

Emoticons which depict afrocentric or black culture faces, items or situations.

OMG! I just downloaded my new "Shaniqua" ebonicon for MSN! She has her arms crossed and her neck is a-swangin'!

by RedheadMTLBoy June 24, 2008

Eboni

She is the kindest , loyal , funny , unique girl you will ever meet . If you have an Eboni in your life DONT TAKE HER FOR GRANTED !!! Don't cross her or else ...

Eboni is amazing
Bib cheated on Eboni , Bob is now dead

by Eboniisamazeballs January 12, 2020

The Ebony Conspiracy

A conspiracy revolving around the idea that African Americans purposely allowed themselves to become enslaved in order to play the race card many generations later. This insures they will receive anything they want.

The Ebony Conspiracy is about to be found out!

by ConspiracyOperator December 2, 2010

Elongate

A scandal involving Elon Musk

"Have you heard about the Elongate?"
"No, what's it about?"

by xX_children_eater_69_Xx April 2, 2021

ebonify

ebonify-verb: to make one's speech, object, or everyday life, more ghetto fabulous.

lance-"Happy birrffffday to ya
Happpy birrrffday to ya"

jabari- damn that honkey really did ebonify that song.

clarence- i know cuz, u down to get hurt and get blunted in da cut?

by Maxi "baby hook" klein April 22, 2008

Ebony

Ebony is a gorgeous, incredible, and outstanding person who has a beautiful heart. Any guy that dates her or even just gets the chance to talk to her is lucky. She will listen to your problem when you're sad, no matter if she is sad herself. She puts people before her. Ebony has an AMAZING sense of humor and has an incredible laugh and smile. She has a smile that will make you want to smile if you're sad. She is so fun to be around. Ebony has a great and bright future ahead of her. She will be famous for having an OUTSTANDING singing voice. She will melt your heart when you hear her sing. She is beautiful, she is perfect, she is stunning, she is amazing, she is 110%. She is just perfect, inside and out.

Ebony is Perfect

by PrawnyShauny September 3, 2013