Earped

When you kill an opponent with a pistol while playing a fist person shooter online. Earped derived from Wyatt Earp's name.

My main weapon was out of ammo, but I pulled the pistol and Earped that fool.

by KawiBunga October 20, 2016

Sexiest Man To Walk The Earth

Harry Motherfucking Styles

friend 1: “oh dude have you seen The Sexiest Man To Walk The Earth ?”

friend 2: “You mean Harry Motherfucking Styles?”

friend 1: “yeah”

by harrystyleslover678 January 25, 2020

Battlefield Earth

A really heinous shit.

Named after notorious sci fi turd starring John Travolta.

"Oh boy, I wouldn't go in there for a while. I just did a massive Battlefield Earth. A real stonker. Wow."

by Lawrence of The Nether Regions September 10, 2012

Flat Earther

Idiots who are mentally retarted and think this earth is a peice of paper

Flat Earthers are mentally retarted

by Eazy-E Jr. October 17, 2018

Flat Earther

A Flat Earther is a person who pursues the belief that the world is flat, and tries to discredit centuries of astronomical discovery and scientific advancement, based on a childlike limited understanding of science and religion. No amount of proof or evidence will convince a Flat Earther that the earth is round like a ball, because their brain lacks the capacity to understand this reality.

Because he is a Flat Earther, he believes that if you go up high enough in a balloon, you can see all of the continents at the same time, because he thinks the world is flat.

by Moving Forward March 6, 2018

Dinosaur Earth Society

A group of enlightened geniuses who believe that the Earth is not round, nor is the Earth flat. It is not a taco, a dick, a cube, a square, Mario, a donut, or any other shape NASA made to distract the truth. We believe that Earth is shaped like a dinosaur (to be exact, a velociraptor. We follow Dinosaur Earth on every social media. We believe that our lord and savior is our king Waluigi because we follow Wahism.

"Wow. Those dinosaur earthers over there are so smart, muscular and handsome! I believe the Earth is a dinosaur now. I just joined the Dinosaur Earth Society.

by A Devoted Dinosaur Earther July 11, 2019

Earth Hour

The hour set aside during the last weekend in March during which businesses and households worldwide are encouraged to turn off all unnecessary electricity to promote awareness of global climate change. Furthermore, earth hour allows an observer to engage in various activities that would cause shame or embarrassment if the lights were on. Activities including, but not limited to, being featured on failblog, yacking in front of that hot guy/girl you want to bang, and coitus with extremely unattractive individuals are pardoned. After all, epic fails and party fouls are completely justified if committed during an attempt to save the world.

Person A: "Dude, please tell me you didn't bang that chick you brought home last night. She looked like a mangy troll."
Person B: "It was earth hour. Don't you care about the world."
Person A: *hangs head in shame*

by sdreed March 28, 2009