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E-tard

A person who takes E on a regular basis untill the music in there head plays 24 /7 .
my friend Giancarlo cannot hear me because he is a E TAed
by Cal Van Clutch November 24, 2003
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E-Tarded

(Verb Form)Derived from the word retard.
Describes a person or group of persons that are either completely computer illiterate or are having a "blond moment" while doing something computer or (E)electronics related.
(IT work)
Chris: Susy's computer was "destroyed" again..haha
Frank: What was wrong with it?
Chris: The power strip was turned off!!!
Frank: HAHA..she is so E-Tarded

(On PC)
I accidentally printed 300 black copies instead of color...I had an E-Tarded moment
by Christopher Otte January 6, 2008
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e-tarded

incapable of using email, ebay, etrade or anything having to do with the computer
My friend Doug is totally e-tarded
by Naruto the Negro October 18, 2008
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e tard

1. A retard (idiot) with an electronic device and/or capabilities (such as a cell phone or a PDA)

2. A virtual retard (someone who acts like an idiot online)
"will someone take the cell phone away from the e tard before he hurts himself!"

Bob: yea John was being an idiot on AIM last night
Tom: He does that alot, that's why i blocked him
Bob: yea he's such an e tard
by aparanoidbw December 19, 2006
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E-tard

Characterized by delays or abnormal functioning noticeable before the internet maturity age (approximately three years old) in one or more of the following domains: (1) social media interaction; (2) communication on Facebook and twitter; and (3) restricted, repetitive, and stereotyped patterns of behavior, interests, and activities on social networks. Notably unnecessary posting and tagging and excessive e-PDA.
"Who's the e-tard who left the milk out?"
"Billy from down the street is an e-tard."
"What an e-tard!"
by 9632586412 September 11, 2012
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e-tarded

the complete inability to write legible electronic messages, such as not being able to text correctly, facebook, AIM, etc.
AK: im gna g to baothuse
me: what the hell does that mean? you're e-tarded.
by GeetSquad May 13, 2010
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e tard

This is technically someone who is not proficient at e mailing, or any communication using the computer.
I kept getting blank e mail messages from my mother-in-law, I called her and she said she's sending pictures, she's such an e tard!!!
by Lisahere November 3, 2006
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