The O'Hanlon Distance is the distance measured between the midpoint of both mouth and genitila for the purposes of calculating optimal groupings for 69 and other geometric based sex positions.
Nose to nuggets and lips to lips.
The O'Hanlon distance between the basketball player and the midget was sub optimal.
The O'Hanlon distance between the basketball player and the midget was sub optimal.
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Dude Jim, I was really excited when Todd was about to introduce me to his cousin, but when she walked closer from hot topic, I realized the girl was totally distant hot once she started talking and I saw that spacious gap between her teeth
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Catherine is in a long distance relationship with a boy named Devin who is two states away from her, yet she still loves him.
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My bone distance is only 5 minutes... unless she's hot, then I'd give it 20.
My bone distance is only 5 minutes... unless she's hot, then I'd give it 20.
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