A female who is either vegan or not a good cook can be said to have dyslexic breasts. The term is not sexist as it was coined by Rosie O'Donnell and has become a commonly used term in recent times.
Rosie O'Donnell is such a bad cook, she must have dyslexic breasts. She might even be an echo sound woman.
by veganeater December 10, 2017
Get the dyslexic breastsmug. A Dyslexic Ginger is a ginger or redheaded person with the reading disability known as dyslexia which affects reading, spelling, and writing.
Jack: Hey Bob, who's that new kid?
Bob: Oh that carrot-top? Idk, but his hand writing is so bad dude.
Jack: So practically a Dyslexic Ginger
Bob: A what?
Jack: Look it up on urban dictionary
Bob: Oh that carrot-top? Idk, but his hand writing is so bad dude.
Jack: So practically a Dyslexic Ginger
Bob: A what?
Jack: Look it up on urban dictionary
by The One who broke the Clock January 22, 2024
Get the Dyslexic Gingermug. 
A person who can’t speak and read who commonly replies with “WHAT?” who you personally despise with a burning passion who has commonly said “I’m so depressed!” And they are extremely sad because they have no friends (although they may think your their friend) they have not been diagnosed with depression but constantly say this on group chats that you are stuck in with them.You most likely don’t have their number but they do. You constantly what to kick them in the Shins and permanently disable them.
A rare Insult that hurts like REALLY hurts.
A rare Insult that hurts like REALLY hurts.
by 69420ha get it? January 24, 2020
Get the Dyslexic Illiterate sack of sadnessmug. When you say that a woman has dyslexic breasts, it means that she is a vegan. It can also mean that her cooking is disgusting or she hates men. Used in conjunction with echo sound woman.
by TheBuffMuffin December 10, 2017
Get the dyslexic breastsmug.