dilby

to DILBY means to insult someone extreamly badly.

you Fucking Dilby, You big dilby

by northey January 4, 2007

Dilbert Moment

A situation in a technical workspace that would make a great Dilbert cartoon. Usually, you alone find the situation absurd and instigator is oblivious.

developer: "Here's my design for review".
boss: "I don't understand it. Does anybody else have an issues with it?"

One week later.

boss: "I think I've come up with a really good design."
developer: "Wait a minute. That's the design I sent you last week. This is frikn Dilbert Moment."

by gotChaos? September 26, 2010

dwilt

The large extra fatty section of skin across the back of a black mans head.

Eg- "Damn nigga, dat be da biggest dwilt I ever seen!"

by Meowmeowmeowmix March 28, 2015

dilbert

Derived from "Bert", which uses a standard penis, a Dilbert consists of doing anal with a dildo, taking the dildo out, and smearing the poop between the eyebrows of any witness, making them look like Bert from Bert & Ernie of Sesame Street.

"Jackie gave Chris a wicked Dilbert after they went to Narnia."

by Tony Burwinkel July 30, 2008

dilbert

Noun: One who skips important presentations and makes them up in front of a small group of people

Verb: To chicken out in front of a large number of people, be a self-obsessed jerk, etc.

Adjective: Quiet, intraverted, afraid, etc.

Go up; don't pull a dilbert with your speech.

Are you going to make this a dilbert party?

by Zzzzzzzzzz..... March 7, 2008

dilbag

1.one who owns an abundance of dildos
2. A bag of Dildos

Tom Took Matts Dilbag.

Leon left his dilbag aside as he went to play with his rodilla.

The Dilbag had been stolen and replaced with a large cock.

by biggety phat November 14, 2006

Dwill

The act of being uncool or not a nice person.

That chick was such a dwill since she stole my beer.

by Dwill pickle February 3, 2012