sex dwarf

a vertically challenged person (usually female) used for sex purposes. often used to lure attractive females into compromising situations.
My sex dwarf is making it with my dumb chauffeur
by Syn Tower March 02, 2005
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sex dwarf

A human that is exceptionally small in all areas except for the genital region. To qualify as a sex dwarf males must have an average or larger than average penis. In comparison to the rest of the frame, it will look even larger by proportion. A female sex dwarf is fully capable of having sex with an average sized man, and has been referenced to as a sex toy in many pop-culture references.
'He was only 3 feet tall, so Sheila thought she wasn't in for much fun... until she felt the enormous bulge in his pants! That sex dwarf rocked her world!'
by Ismirth May 25, 2007
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dwumple dwarf

a person who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles

if youre talented enough to pull this off then you can probably suck your own dick, just throwing that out there
gay dudes that can suck their own cocks are potentially dwumple dwarfs. nasty fucks...
by davestheman666 February 08, 2011
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Dwarfed beauty

First date, after beer googles attraction at a pub is vanished, and drunkenness gone, you realize that the person who seemed to you so attractive at the bar, is just a disappointing run-of-the-mill (ordinary, average) person.
—"Know... the hunk I scored last Saturday, after the drinks at the pub, the one I told you was so awesome-looking...?"

"Yes?"

— "Dwarfed beauty."
by rperazag June 30, 2010
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Dwarfed beauty

First date, after beer googles attraction at a pub is vanished, and drunkenness gone, you realize that the person who seemed to you so attractive at the bar, is just a disappointing run-of-the-mill (ordinary, average) person.
—"Know... the hunk I scored last Saturday, after the drinks at the pub, the one I told you was so awesome-looking...?"
"Yes?"
— "Dwarfed beauty."
by rperazag June 30, 2010
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primordial dwarf

incredibly small, yet perfectly proportioned, people. exceeding no more than 38 inches in height
christian: DANG NIBS! did you see that primordial dwarf?!
emma: yes!! she is soooo tiny! :"omgzz~"
by HoTTiiieZ May 14, 2007
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Wharf Dwarf

A person who, sitting in a bath tub, passes gas then attempts to bite the emerging bubbles.
"Get out of the bath tub! You've been in there for hours, you wharf dwarf!"
by ECBoots April 07, 2009
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