a vertically challenged person (usually female) used for sex purposes. often used to lure attractive females into compromising situations.
by Syn Tower March 02, 2005
A human that is exceptionally small in all areas except for the genital region. To qualify as a sex dwarf males must have an average or larger than average penis. In comparison to the rest of the frame, it will look even larger by proportion. A female sex dwarf is fully capable of having sex with an average sized man, and has been referenced to as a sex toy in many pop-culture references.
'He was only 3 feet tall, so Sheila thought she wasn't in for much fun... until she felt the enormous bulge in his pants! That sex dwarf rocked her world!'
by Ismirth May 25, 2007
a person who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles
if youre talented enough to pull this off then you can probably suck your own dick, just throwing that out there
if youre talented enough to pull this off then you can probably suck your own dick, just throwing that out there
by davestheman666 February 08, 2011
First date, after beer googles attraction at a pub is vanished, and drunkenness gone, you realize that the person who seemed to you so attractive at the bar, is just a disappointing run-of-the-mill (ordinary, average) person.
—"Know... the hunk I scored last Saturday, after the drinks at the pub, the one I told you was so awesome-looking...?"
"Yes?"
— "Dwarfed beauty."
"Yes?"
— "Dwarfed beauty."
by rperazag June 30, 2010
First date, after beer googles attraction at a pub is vanished, and drunkenness gone, you realize that the person who seemed to you so attractive at the bar, is just a disappointing run-of-the-mill (ordinary, average) person.
—"Know... the hunk I scored last Saturday, after the drinks at the pub, the one I told you was so awesome-looking...?"
"Yes?"
— "Dwarfed beauty."
"Yes?"
— "Dwarfed beauty."
by rperazag June 30, 2010
by HoTTiiieZ May 14, 2007
by ECBoots April 07, 2009