Dumber Than A Bag Of Hair

When somebody you know is dumber than a bag of hair.
A person consistently failing to understand anything you're saying.
When somebody is saying unintelligible nonsense.

1. He's Dumber Than A Bag Of Hair.
2. They're Dumber Than A Bag Of Hair.

by Anthony Luka Davenport September 24, 2023

Sink Dumper

The act of sneaking into someones home to take a shit in their kitchen or bathroom sink. Usually done out of anger or aggrevation.

Dude, I got so pissed at John last night that I broke into his house and gave him a sink dumper.

by NitroCore24 September 29, 2012

Danny Dumper

When one shits into the asshole of their sex partner, usually performed after one has seen 'Two Girls and a Cup'.

Charles: "Dude, why do you have dragon breath?"

Manfred: "It's not dragon breath, Katy gave me a Danny Dumper last night."

*Charles snickers*

*Manfred Donkey Punches him*

by anonymous555666777 May 21, 2012

upper dumper

When someone takes a shit in the upper part of the toilet so that next person to flush gets a shitty surprise

I think my prankster cousin took an upper dumper in my toilet before he left last night, i flushed the toilet my piss was gone only to be replaced with diarrhea-water.

by Idontgiveashit October 8, 2013

Daddy Dumper

The plump rump of a man. The male counterpart to mommy milkers.

Damn, dude, you shit out of that thing? That right there is a true daddy dumper!

by NerdAnnihilator April 29, 2021

humper dumper

humper dumper is the name given to someone that sleeps with somone else and then finishes it

man is going out with woman. man sleeps with woman then soon after dumps the woman. the man is then called a humper dumper.

by JG9 March 11, 2009

Dunfermline

A town that is messed up, yet still better than Cumbernauld.

Male A: "Dude I don't wanna step near Dunfermline... I'll be mugged or something..."
Male B: "Man it's there, or Cumbernauld. It's up to you!"
Male A: *Sigh* "Fine, let's go. But I'm not staying long!"

by Intoxication November 18, 2011