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BMW Driver

Self absorbed, self important assholes.

They drive like they are the only vehicles on the road, don't know how to use their indicators, don't know the meaning of the term "speed limit" or at least believe that it does not apply to them, jump the traffic lights, park on double yellow lines/on corners/in front of dropped curbs/across 2 or more parking bays etc (impulsiveness, irresponsibility, poor behavioural control). If you ever see one getting a ticket they will always been full of rage that someone has dared to slight them (grandiose sense of self worth, failure to accept responsibility for their own actions).

They also seem to think they're better than everybody else, and that the BMW is the pinnacle of human achievement. They imagine that other peoples dislike for them is due to jealousy of them and their car, and that owning said vehicle means they are richer than everyone else (grandiose sense of self worth), and is not in any way due to them exhibiting the behaviours outlined above (lack of remorse or guilt, lack of empathy).

In short, they exhibit many of the traits associated with being a narcissist or psychopath.
Some asshole BMW driver decided to double park with his hazards on on main street and held up all the traffic for 10 minutes so he could go to Starbucks.
by Slamdaddy UK July 3, 2014
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Audi Driver

is a driver on the road that tale gates , cuts other cars off and zig zags in traffic.
Who is that tale gating me? An Audi Driver.
by AudiDriverhater October 14, 2012
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Sunday driver

a slow and careless driver, like one who is out for a leisurely Sunday drive
Get out of the way you Sunday driver.
by Light Joker December 25, 2005
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Designated Drunk Driver

The guy with the best motor-skills and coordination under the influence of a lot of alcohol out of all the dudes you hang out with. You depend on this guy to to drive you home when all of you are wasted and you trust him with your life. He should be able to take like 20 brews and still drive you back to base without a fatal accident or getting pulled over.
Since we all planed on drinking we decided that Arlen would be the designated drunk driver because he drove back to the city that one night without dying after drinking 15 shots of vlady.
by Kurt Grendel January 29, 2008
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kansas driver

1. a term derived from a true story based on the first two owners of automobiles in the state of Kansas (one in Kansas City, the other on the far western prairie ) who drove across state only to crash head long into each other despite a relative plethora of roads and open spaces.

2. a person who will sit or stand right next to you or crowd you when there is practically no one else in the movie theater, on an empty four way street corner, or any other situation where there is plenty of room to maneuver but said person behaves as if in a crowded elevator or phone booth.
Man, I hate going to the movies at the theater uptown - nothing but kansas drivers. And they're everywhere on the street corners in that area, too !
by Virgin Suicides June 3, 2017
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driver's arm

refers to the left arm being tanner (or redder) than the right arm because it's been hanging out the window
dude1: hey man i took a trip to LA last weekend...
dude2: yea man i know... you've got major driver's arm!
by Chrissy12321 June 11, 2006
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iowa pile driver

An act where you take a shit in someone else’s asshole.
Man I gotta take a shit! Bend over bitch I’m gonna give you an Iowa pile driver.
by TwiztedSnowman June 23, 2019
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