poo dreads

When a man with a particularly hairy arse doesn't wipe properly, leaving a pooey residue around the rectum. When left the poo on the arse hair hardens and causes the hair to tangle up like a dread lock.

Woah, check out that hairy motherfuckers crusty poo dreads!

by Vincentw00t September 28, 2005

sex dreads

Extremely matted hair that results from wild sex.

I went through an entire bottle of conditioner getting out the sex dreads that Gustav gave me.

by tracey <3s peter March 11, 2011

Florida dreads

The thick ass dreads they got in Florida, idk what the other dude talking about. Also known as wicks

Look at them fatass locks on that man heads, boy got some Florida dreads

by KevintheKing August 29, 2019

Bacon Dread

A term of disrespect current in sections of London's black community. See also Pork Dread.

whatyou talkin about blood, you seen no shank that night pussy, Bacon Dread..........

by lucienstrange June 30, 2009

dread rows

A hairstyle commonly worn by African Americans that is similiar to both cornrows and dread locks; a lengthened version of cornrows.

Guy 1-Yo whats that thing on your head?
Guy 2-They're dread rows dude!

by Smucker S. Honey April 22, 2009

Dread head

Some one who wears dread locks.

That jamaican is a dread head.

by Black Fascist Hater November 1, 2012

shit dreads

when you take a steamy poop and dont wipe, the left over shit dries up on your ass hair giving your ringhole a nice set of dreads. Also known as shit dags.

Daniel: Dude, did you see the dags that Zag had when he Brown-eyed us!?

Cam: Yeah, those Shit Dreads looked like a funnel web spider was trying to crawl out of his asshole, he really needs to wipe better.

by glock15 April 13, 2011