dracula dick

when you have intercouse with a girl who is on the rag and you get a bloody dick!

I was fucking this swamp donkey last night and she didnt tell me she was on the rag i turned on the lights and BAM! dracula dick!

by smiley the swamp donkey hunter September 23, 2009

dracula hole

The vagina of a menstruating woman; named because of the blood. Granted, Dracula sucked blood, and didn't release it once a month, but the definition still stands.

Don't get too near her Dracula Hole.

by MC G-Rock October 5, 2005

Dracula Sneeze

3. when a woman queefs while on her period

Dracula Sneeze: i think you get the picture ;)

by TXsoldier429 December 4, 2010

Dracula Drunk

Being Extremely drunk. Stemming from the fact that dracula used to get soo drunk he would start biting peoples necks and drinking there blood.

Did you see Timmy T bomber last night? He was dracula drunk.

by Jerry O'daniel December 1, 2010

Dracula Bites

What goth guys call goth girls nice boobs.

"Did you see that kinda cute girls dracula bites?"
"Yeah, they look delicious"

by peanutzz May 19, 2010

Dracula's Tea Tin

The metal disposal box meant for tampons, maxi pads, sanitary napkins, and feminine hygiene products found in women's bathrooms.

I was fucking this chick in the work ladies room,and there was this metal box on the wall. I asked her what it was, and she said it was to throw away used 'pons. It' like Dracula's Tea Tin...

by Stoutwalker November 9, 2012

dracula'd

When you perform Felatio on a Lady when it is that time of the month. It makes you look like Dracula.

I've fingered girls on their period but i've never put my face in it and Dracula'd.

by NextWiz_up February 15, 2015