doucherary

When you are responsible to do something that you know is going to make you look and feel like a douche. Similar to fiduciary responsibility, except instead of being responsible for money, you are responsible for something that is going to make you a douche bag. Almost always used with "responsibility" after it, because most of us don't want to be a douche, but hey, we've all HAD to pull the douche card at some point.

For instance, being a wingman for your drunk little brother while he's shirtless in a nightlclub is your doucherary responsibility.

It was my douchery responsibility to be a dick to her because she was being a psycho bitch to my friends all night.

When I'm on Spring Break, it is my douchery responsibility to grind on every hottie on the dance floor.

by PimpinAintEasy March 22, 2013

doucheraft

A person that Isn't worthy of the hefty title of 'douche canoe'

Tom: You're a douche canoe!
Jack: No. You're not worthy enough to use that, you doucheraft!

by George97 November 13, 2013

Douchehammer

Douchehammer is among the highest ranked of all douches. Douchehammers are known for their ability to irritate any woman to the point of physically violent behavior by merely being in her presence. Often found in small cliques of lower-ranking douches, douchehammers are used for the purpose of making the rest of the clique seem less douchy by contrast, to women who would otherwise not give any of them a second of their time.

*The term "douchehammer" is derived from the facts that they are usually intoxicated (hammered), and the effects of their level of douchery hits women like a blow from a hammer.

1. "The Douchehammer really took one for the team last night!"
2. "We should go out and get some ass tonight.. Call the Douchehammer."

by don grimm March 30, 2015

douchebragadocious

when your husbands douche canoe wins the dragonboat races with one paddle without anyone rowing it and the radiation makes the whole crowd vomit in unison and you get divorced after your hair falls out never marry a mormon they plan for your funeral the day you meet them make sure they dont steal your genetics or take any loans out in your name but its a good idea if you have the capacity to be copacetic enough to know that so make sure you look the other way so you maybe can escape being murdered long enough to try and find out the truth so they can hopefully just go back to the hella hoe hoes that they keep locked in their scary worlds and dungeons yay forever a legendary tale of an account of a story that will forever change the paradigm we used to live in. exterminator el robo stalker of stock wheres the brine we wanna marinate before we roast ya ...... seriously where the fuck is my child

" youre dead bitch." "Yippeeeeeee douchebragadocious pompous scrappy coco wanna be

by Lessthan February 13, 2022

doucheasauras Rex

Someone who’s been a douche for so long in their life it seems as though it would stretch back to prehistoric times

Jim:Wow Chad has really been a douche all his life.
Bill: how old is he ?
Jim:32
Bill: wow what a doucheasauras Rex

by jingy jackson September 23, 2023

douchiemama

referring to a person who is severely constipated to the point where laxatives have not worked and causes fruitless contractions, leading to having to use a douche.

douchiemama - female
douchiedaddy - male

i think i need to become the douchiemama

by cinnamontoastmunch August 30, 2025