douchemac

that guy that decides to scare you as a joke and dies first in horror movies.

-Wow, I think we all knew that Adam Levine was going to be the douchemac of the new season of American Horror Story.

by maslugosi October 21, 2012

Douchecation

Forced travel; a trip away from home that you wouuld prefer get canceled.

Steve: "You want to go to the Yankee game with me on Friday?"
Dave: "I wish I could except my girlfriend is a bridesmaid in her cousin's wedding in Poughkeepsie so I need to go on some douchecation."
Steve: "Sounds totally lame, pusswhip"

by Marvey K. Gambino May 5, 2013

douchema

The jet propulsion of epic amounts of lakewater up a woman's anus and vagina simultaneously, while also receiving a water spanking from tubing in a sit-in tube, behind a speed boat.

Climb into the tube and I'll go so fast you'll get a douchema that will knock an ovary loose!

by The Bombest July 12, 2014

Strawberry Douchecake

A guy who acts in an obnoxious manner towards women or people in general.

Another term for douchebag, as well as a play on the name Strawberry Shortcake.

"That guy at the bar was being so annoying."

"Yeah, I saw him. He's a regular Strawberry Douchecake."

by sarabellum84 July 12, 2014

doucheface

a double negative term consisting of douche and face. Used to humiliate roomates, mexicans, manbearpigs and people with AIDS. If used properly the insult should render your opponent temporarily blind and/or paralyzed on the left side. If comment is used too many times the user will start to exhibit signs of going to hell. To prevent this start using the term doucherocket.

Dude, you took the last of the coffee! Your such a doucheface!

by sniggerrig May 17, 2006

douchebabe

A douche bag that is extremely good looking.

"Check out Christian Bale, he's such a hottie."
"Yeah, if you like douchebabes."

by Breezy231 December 22, 2010

Douche Mate

The state of being surrounded by douche bags with no option but to surrender.

1 While driving home yesterday I got the douches on the road put me in douche mate.

2 John looked around the confrence room and realized he was in total douche mate.

by Surak July 31, 2007