doucheface

a double negative term consisting of douche and face. Used to humiliate roomates, mexicans, manbearpigs and people with AIDS. If used properly the insult should render your opponent temporarily blind and/or paralyzed on the left side. If comment is used too many times the user will start to exhibit signs of going to hell. To prevent this start using the term doucherocket.

Dude, you took the last of the coffee! Your such a doucheface!

by sniggerrig May 17, 2006

doucheglued

a connectional phenomenon that inexplicably links two highly unlikable people together consistently in a public setting thus doubling their douche-factor.

Unfortunately when I arrived at the party Keith Olberman was doucheglued to Matt Damon. The two of them spent the night yacking about how stupid Sarah Palin is.

by Ian Mott February 12, 2010

douchebabe

A douche bag that is extremely good looking.

"Check out Christian Bale, he's such a hottie."
"Yeah, if you like douchebabes."

by Breezy231 December 22, 2010

Douchecat

A Blues or Jazz musician who is also a major douche

You see Jim up there on stage playing the cornet? He thinks he's the coolest cat in cat town, but he's a dick to everyone. He doesn't even tip the waiters. He is such a fucking douchecat

by AxeJazz March 24, 2009

Douchebattic

adj. The adjective form of Douche Bag

Will Holmes looks awfully douchebattic today.

by really fat person April 8, 2006

anal douchecase

After you have used your butt pirate anal disposable douche for your partners pleasure, don't throw it in the garbage, instead just put the dirty filthy used plastic anal douche applicator in your douchecase for next time.

I'm ready for my conference meeting and just in case I see some hotties at the conference my douchecase is all packed. Never be caught without your "douchecase".

"Sally would you please see if my anal douchecase is on my desk?"

by spotted dick diesel September 11, 2012

douchecrate

A person is an excessive douche, more that a simple douchebag. Term is derived from a crate of douches which would imply multiple douches.

Man, that guy is douchecrate.
Douchecrate, shut the Hell up.

by Jake Schepers April 18, 2006