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DotA

Defense of the Ancients.
Most guys who play computer games, and in specific Warcraft 3, will be playing DotA.
It is a custom made map made by IceFrog.
A reason for a guy to leave his girlfriend for a bit. Generally, a bit equals to sixty minutes.
Kevin: "Dude.. Homework is a drag. Let's go DotA."
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Vee: "Hahaha, so what're you doing?"
Kevin: "Hmm... Can I call you back in about ... sixty minutes?"
Vee:"... You're dota-ing aren't you."
by DYktSPEC February 5, 2009
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DotArd

Somebody who is hopelessly addicted to the Warcraft map, DoTA
DotArd: lo0l, lieK do YoU waNT tO iS paLy dOOta wid MeH??/
Normal Guy: Go away, DotArd.
by Random Dude Person June 26, 2008
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Dotard

He has the mental capacity of a dotard.
by Murray Haldanish September 17, 2019
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Daddy Dotard

The nickname Donald Trump insists on being called when he is being fucked by porn stars, Ivanka, Tiffany, Kim Jong Un, and his bae Putin.
Ivanka: Oh daddy, grab my tits harder with those tiny hands - I think I'm cumming!

Donnie: Call me Daddy Dotard! My penis is small enough already without you killing the mood!

Kim Jong Un: Get over here dotard, I'm gonna fuck you in your fat ass again!

Donnie: Please call me Daddy Dotard rocket man, it makes me cum harder

Kim Jong Un: Trumptard piece of shit. No Red Hen for you!
by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 15, 2018
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DOTA

Commonly known as defend of the ancients. But sometimes known as Dix Out The Ass, because of the nature of its gameplay.
Player 1:Hey lets play DOTA!!!
Player 2:Okay, Dix Out The Ass is SO FUNNN!!!!1
by DOTAAAAA May 13, 2010
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dota

Another custom map for WarCraft 3.
Believed to have created a new breed of nerds.
Rusta: LMAO LMAO I SUICIDE UR ASS /W TECHIES FIRST BLOOD BITCH.
Nusta: STFU I PWN U GOOD WITH ZEUS.
by wumba June 3, 2005
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Dotard

Very accurate nickname given to Donald Trump by North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un. He combined"Donald" with "retard" and hit nicknaming gold. He then fleeced dotard in nuclear talks, elevating himself and further embarrassing donnie.
Jeff: "I see that the dotard is still destroying the U.S. with shitty policies and bird-brained racist tweets."

Ivanka: " Yeah, and he's still lousy in bed."

Jeff: " Fuck Ivanka, you're still letting your father do you?!?"

Ivanka: " He may be a dotard, but he pays the bills".

Jeff: " Invanka, can't outrun that trumptard inbreeding, eh"

Ivanka: "I don't even try anymore. I just wish Dotard's tiny hands could grab more of my tits".

Jeff: "Wow, you trumptards are fucking nuts!"
by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 9, 2018
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