"How did you get on with that new fit bird the other night, did you shag her?"
"Nah, I only got a bit of tit as she was riding the cotton wool donkey."
"Nah, I only got a bit of tit as she was riding the cotton wool donkey."
by gamerouche May 8, 2014
Get the Riding the Cotton wool donkey mug.A person who is so ugly you would rather kiss a donkey's asshole than her face. also the the complete opposite of a Frances
#1: What a donkeyface, she's just like a Frances.
#2: No thats totally what a donkeyface is not yo.
#1: Oh...
#2: No thats totally what a donkeyface is not yo.
#1: Oh...
by Monkeybarn January 4, 2009
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What happened with you and Browns mother last night?
We had a couple of drinks and then I hit her with the baby donkey
We had a couple of drinks and then I hit her with the baby donkey
by Nik da dik February 26, 2018
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passenger 2: not bitch!
passenger 3: not bitch!
passenger 4: fuck i'm bitch. At least im not super mega donkey bitch.
passenger 5: fuck my life
passenger 2: not bitch!
passenger 3: not bitch!
passenger 4: fuck i'm bitch. At least im not super mega donkey bitch.
passenger 5: fuck my life
by miaomiaomiao May 28, 2011
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by Ginger Swagg July 2, 2011
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by Signup Man December 6, 2021
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~noun
1. A girl of questionable morals, whom for various reasons you would never admit to sleeping with, for fear of unrelenting ridicule from your friends or derision from the fairer sex.
-Synonyms 1. slump buster, swamp donkey
~noun
1. A girl of questionable morals, whom for various reasons you would never admit to sleeping with, for fear of unrelenting ridicule from your friends or derision from the fairer sex.
-Synonyms 1. slump buster, swamp donkey
1. If one of your friends banged her, would you give him shit for it?
2. Would you describe her as being Fat, with an F?
3. If a hot chick walked by, would you pretend like you didn't know the beast you were sitting next to?
4. In order to stoke yourself into doing the nasty with this chick, do you have to drink at least a half-bottle of whiskey, wine, or absinthe?
If the answer is yes to any of these four questions, then the chances are that you are about to embark on a session of pale donkey riding, to be immediately followed by a session of deep regret.
2. Would you describe her as being Fat, with an F?
3. If a hot chick walked by, would you pretend like you didn't know the beast you were sitting next to?
4. In order to stoke yourself into doing the nasty with this chick, do you have to drink at least a half-bottle of whiskey, wine, or absinthe?
If the answer is yes to any of these four questions, then the chances are that you are about to embark on a session of pale donkey riding, to be immediately followed by a session of deep regret.
by Donkey Phantom October 8, 2008
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