Dog Assing

When you really need to wipe, so you just dog ass it.
May include letting it air dry or scooting across a carpet.

We didn’t have toilet paper so Im just dog assing it.

by Dog Ass October 1, 2025

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Goofy Ass Dog

Homie who made a bad joke and everyone went quiet

Guy: What's up guys, you lovely girls

Boy: what

Guy: I got bitches on me

Boy: you goofy ass dog, shut up

by lordyrei December 12, 2024

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A blasphemous perpetuator of evil... exudes a miasma so vile it prevents societal progress continents away (EX: Heathenic Africa). Commonly used to describe the filthy wenches that roamed the streets during the Middle English period. First discovered near south of the River Loire, "practicing pernicious acts of heresy so contemptable it ruptur'd mine own spirit"(Pierre, Louise 489).

Louise Pierre to Lord William III the Little 1269

(School Days, Washing Maching)
- Presented by the Yung Man's Secret Basement foundation (The Arbiters of Elucidation)

"You guys are such a dog ass people."
"The developers of this game such a dog ass people they don't even understand the death stranding."

by Yung Man's Secret Basement LLC January 16, 2025

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