dialabetes

when your high speed computer acts as if it has a very slow dial up connection.

GOD DAMN! My computer has dialabetes today!

by student to Mrs. Emerson November 18, 2009

dialtone

dumb or without thought, stupid.

There's nothing going on in there. She's completely dialtone.

by Jezzi February 7, 2008

High Dial

To make an unnecessary, extraneously, regrettable phone call after smoking heavily. These calls are often made by people because they have a desire to randomly discuss the nonsense that they are mentally experiencing to their friends because they are so high.

Noun: "I got his High-dial last night."
Verb: "Mark made an ass out of himself when he High dialed Betty."

by PowerBar88 November 4, 2009

new dialectic

the new (and current) reality which consciously (and unconsciously) dominates our language, thoughts and reasons for being in this post-modern, 21st century, third millennium world.

new dialectic in washington, d.c. : politics is show business for ugly people.
new dialectic in hollywood : show business is politics for beautiful people.

by Virgin Suicides June 18, 2017

dialogue

Speech between two (or more) people.

by larstait October 29, 2003

pocket dial

In the cell phone age, pocket dialing is when your cell phone, seemingly of its own free will, dials your friends (or worse, enemies) at inappropriate times. This could be caused by small pockets or objects in the pockets that press buttons on your phone - including the send button.

I was totally making out with this chick when I realized I had pocket dialed my girlfriend. That was the last time she heard me moan - for some reason the bitch now wants nothing to do with me.

by Prakarp December 4, 2007

dial-up

Slow medium for connecting to the Internet, which some people STILL use because:
1. They can't afford broadband (understandable, unlike the following)
2. They don't know about other ways to connect
3. They've been brainwashed into thinking AOL is number one

I'm surprised dial-up isn't free.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 4, 2004