Uncle daddies

The male equivalent version of granny panties.

It's laundry day so I am wearing my uncle daddies.

by Chadwick Stromboli January 8, 2014

j-diddles

Doing the "j-diddles" means a person is drooling over the sight of a huge man arse,
while at the same time emitting a high pitched drone that resembles the sound of hitting a baby with a bag of cats.

Jeff: Hey does it sound like someone is in the middle of a j-diddles ?
Vinny: Ya , theres a mouldy twat over there salivating at sumo wrestling diaper bloopers.
Jeff: Ahhhh flip it down ! thats mank !

by Longdong Von Hugenrod May 15, 2009

Mac the Daddies

Flirting with boys while having an agenda of dating them. The saying implies inevitable success at acquiring a mac daddy.

"We can't mac the daddies at a work function: it's unprofessional!"
Or "If you want to mac the daddies, you better put on a shorter skirt!"

by K.A. Moss August 3, 2008

Musical Daddies

When a woman has had sex with so many people she is unable to determine the actual father of her kids, thus she points the finger at everyone demanding that they are the father and must help care for the children, often times each child is concieved by different men who are possibly unaware of the others existance.

Natalie couldn't determine who the father was, so she thouroughly enjoyed a nice game of musical daddies.

by Rotted fruit February 10, 2010

diddier

a stupid shit going to NAU cuz he cant even get into cal state fullerton. he will then drink his life away and get a fellony for weed. sounds like a ton of fun. this man also sucks at snowboarding, if you see him, kick him in the nutts. his noticeable traits are GAY WANABE HAIR

that diddier is whack, that homie cant get none

by Steve Bauer May 3, 2005

Diddleshit

To waste time, goof off, or procrastinate.

"My husband always runs late, he can diddleshit with the best of them."

"All you do is goof off, stop diddleshitting around."

by Kilo D January 10, 2009

Diddles

Ecstasy pills. See Ecstasy pills beans

"Can't wait to get some diddles and get absloutely off my box"

by Penwicketh January 2, 2008