diddilin

To fool around with a member of the opposite sex in the most awkward, unruly places. Usually creates awkward situations in the work place and/or at friendly outings. The term is derived from Diddler, which is commonly refereed to as a child molester. Think of the same situation, but with a person of equal age. The individual knows it's wrong, the public knows it's wrong, yet the person still continues.

Does not consist of sex, but rather small amounts of human bodily contact, usually not surpassing second base, for lack of better terms.

Dude, i cannot believe you were diddilin with that chick in your room last night.

You diddilin fuck.

I was diddilin with that girl all night, but realized i had work in an hour, so she had to go back to her room.

by NOrris-Xplode September 24, 2009

Chip Diddly

A word used to describe a happy moment when completing an action or goal. It is often said in a southern accent, and it was created 2021-02-19 by a really cool guy.

"It's all going chip diddly!"

by BuddyDooWhat February 19, 2021

spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foober

(Derogatory) A harsh racial slur against the tiny lizard people living in your anal cavity.

Tod: Man, my asshole hurts.
John: It must be those damn spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foobers living in your ass.
Lizard: :(

by frighteninglystupid March 31, 2022

Diddle Your Fiddle

Analogy for when a woman masturbates using her fingers,as if she were playing the fiddle.

Man: hey babe,would you diddle your fiddle for me?
Woman: what?
Man: masturbate.
Woman:oh lol.no.

by Skittles Chang McHaggis August 17, 2011

Chode Diddly

A penis with only a head and no shaft.

Similar to a Chode

When Anthony asked his girlfriend to "work the shaft", she laughed and made him cum.

1: Anthony's girlfriend can't give him a proper blow job because he has a Chode Diddly

2: Can be used on its own even when someone with a Chode Diddly is not present.
Ex. Usually used when ecstatic. "CHODE DIDDLY!"

by Alex and Jon. Chode Diddly! June 1, 2010

diddly shit

A generic, and very vague way to answer a question with a great lack of enthusiasm. Commonly used after one has completed a task and is devastatingly bored, hence currently doing absolutely nothing or diddly shit.

Slim Johnson: "Hey Dick what have you been up to lately?"
Richard Head: "Well Slim... as of lately... diddly shit."

by Tight Chambers June 19, 2013

diddling

In short, to fool around with oneself; to masturbate; to commit Onanism.

Preferring toys to men, she diddled Valentine's night away.

by rokesmith February 14, 2005