Diamond Dick

When your one's penis/erection extremely hard; sometimes to the degree that it hurts.

"I had a bad case of diamond dick, so I had to rub one out before it became a problem."

by Sam Majik December 18, 2019

Diamonddiggerdom

A god at minecraft and a og player

Diamonddiggerdom fucked ur mom

by xDom_ June 16, 2020

fridge diamond

Redneck saying for the ice buildup that occurs during freezer burn.

"Look MA! We gots some fridge diamonds"

by Syn8 July 18, 2014

the great diamond authority

The four main, most important gems of the TV series Steven Universe, consisting of White Diamond, Yellow Diamond, Blue Diamond, and Pink Diamond.

You seriously don't know about the Great Diamond Authority?

by pseudo-Nymi December 29, 2018

Diamond Shower

When you shit on your partner for sexual pleasure.

"Cuz a golden show is when you pee on someone so a diamond shower is when you shit on someone" -Fiona

by Just a wee lad dude October 14, 2019

neil diamond

A singer who was tampled to death at a recent Paul Simon concert. Later, Weird Al wrote a parody of the tragedy.

I've got neil diamond on the soles of my shoes.

by Alfie The Horndog April 22, 2008

Conflict Diamonds

Diamonds that derive from sierra leone, or any third world country;Diamonds that require harsh and cruel labour to mine.

Don't buy conflict diamonds, it's wrong!

by Acidplanet_Member August 27, 2005