Dickspit

The little dribble of semen that comes out during the smallest of ejaculations.

The porn wasn't the best, only got a little dickspit outta me.

by T2C2 December 10, 2014

dickalitis

Sucking to much dick

She was diagnosed with dickalitis

by Brite Eyez September 21, 2017

Dicksmithing

Picking at and eating pieces of leftover food while preparing it for storage.

Hey, quit dicksmithing that salmon, will ya? I want to have enough for a sandwich tomorrow!

I made such a good roast last night...I totally dicksmithed it while I wrapped up the leftovers.

by Berryyrreb September 1, 2014

Dickshit

Being a smart ass a jerk and 'know it all' while everything inside of him is a complete SHIT

and your pee will be like shit..!!

boy 1: i know that all you know..
boy 2: you are a fuckong dickshit!

by DeadMasterL October 21, 2010

Dickshiter

Some one who shits on dicks, or just a homosexual who has loose bowels.

President bush is a dickshiter, Condaleeza rice is a dickshiter and you are probly one too!

by Ashton. S August 5, 2006

dickshit

1. Vulgar term for urine

2. Feces that remain on the penis after anal sex

1. "Yo broseff man....I drank so much beer last night and when I woke up I had to take a killer dickshit."


2. "Yo broseff man....I put it in my girl's butt last night and when I took it out I had killer dickshit."

by DudeManBroGuy October 10, 2008

Dick Slit

Either a term to insult or an actual description of a penis with a cut or slit.

Iain showed emma his cock , she noticed a cut and screamed in terror, " Oh my God , you have a Dick Slit , ewwww. "

Iain shouted in reply, " i hate you , you are a Dick Slit. "

Iain has a Dick Slit.
Emma is a Dick Slit.

by Rhys Wait June 20, 2006