Dickhanding

When you inavertably shake someone’s hand after having fondled your balls for a little while.

After all of these questionable moments, I only just realize my superior has been dickhanding me everytime

by The_Dongler69 October 22, 2018

Dicktard

In a state of being a wallflower dickery

Miran is a dicktard

by Cat008 April 9, 2019

DickTard

Someone who is being a dick in a retarded manner

Perry: Oi Tim stop being a dicktard to Tony

by WhoretoReporto April 10, 2019

Dicktarded

Slang for erectile dysfunction

I heard Jim is dicktarded

by Trent is wasting his life November 30, 2019

Dickhand

When someone touches their dick(probably while taking a piss) and then hands you something with that hand.

Did you just dickhand my lighter bro?

by Pcgamer65 January 16, 2020

Dickchard

Richard Carpenter

“Men are so awful he’s a DICKCHARD”

“Karen Carpenter was much better than DICKCHARD”

by gaydrumkit January 24, 2020

dicktard

when a male goes subatomic on the autism spectrum

dicktard: I'm a man but I was born a woman
you: oh my god your such a fucking dicktard

by the sexiest man u will evr see February 27, 2020