dib

a stupid fucking idiot who doesn't know how to properly handle a situation with decent human common sense and can completely go below level of autism and dirt itself. mostly is given to a person who is majorely a stupid fuck or is just an asshole

"You know that one guy right, he's totally a fucking dib dude, I hate him so much."

by omgc00liobroksi3 August 31, 2018

dibs

That shit mine and you can't do nothin bout it!! Short girls have no say so!!

Dibshas been called Syd Nesbitt so deal with it!!

by All defining MAN January 23, 2017

DIB

Dick in Bulk

Fuck you man! Go get some DIB and stfu!

by DA1J May 7, 2018

Dib

A person who's so annoying and disrespectful you'd think they had a dick in their butt.

He always walking like he a dib , when he gets roasted.

by Kaynnie$ May 25, 2017

Dibbed

To Dib; the action of calling dibs upon a person, place, or thing. See: Dib, Dibtastic, or other silly versions of Dib.

Jacob just dibbed the word dibbed on Urbandictionary.com; or Teddie can't dib the word dibbed because jacob already dibbed it.

by popemonster June 30, 2009

dibs

an acronym meaning Dick In Butt Syndrome

That guy has biggum DIBS

by JP SCOOT June 26, 2008

DiB

Stands for "Douche in a Buick", but refers to anyone driving 5-15 mph UNDER the posted speed limit. However, studies show that 99.9% of the time these idiots are in a Buick.

Lady: "Are you almost home?"
Dudeman: "Well, its down to one-lane and this guy in front of me sucks at life.. wait... it's a LaSabre.. I knew it, fuckin' DiB."
Lady: "Guess I'll see you when I see you."

by fortysixandtwo March 11, 2007