Dibs

Something stupid and gay people say when they wish to obtain possession of someone or something.

*one more pizza roll left* “I GOT DIBS”
“shut the fuck up stupid fag, thats not how it works Alex”

by mysteriousmindy January 09, 2019

dibs

1. to claim something, or have the rights to something
2.another meaning for "dibs" is dick in bum syndrome.. an extremely rare disease that only certain flamers have; people who have lots of anal sex have this (Jon Gache)

1.Jon called dibs on being the first penetrated analy.
2.Jon has dibs because of taking it hard in the ass.

by hello December 12, 2003

Dib

An awesome person-thing.

WHOA! You just gave me 62378169876513978423678697823694817 dollars! Thanks, you big Dib! :)

by Mistral January 05, 2004

dibs

expression used when an extremely unattractive person is near

be carful not to use in reference to someones mom
shit could get awkward

a heffer is approaching.
V- "DIBS!"
M- nice.

by Where am i February 14, 2008

dibs

That shit mine and you can't do nothin bout it!! Short girls have no say so!!

Dibshas been called Syd Nesbitt so deal with it!!

by All defining MAN January 24, 2017

Dib

A person who's so annoying and disrespectful you'd think they had a dick in their butt.

He always walking like he a dib , when he gets roasted.

by Kaynnie$ May 25, 2017

DIB

Dick in Bulk

Fuck you man! Go get some DIB and stfu!

by DA1J February 26, 2018