verbal diary

Your personal lexicon. If you're legit, it's full of dope shit.

"Damn you cracks me up! Your verbal diary half belongs on urban dictionary!"

by newsvava February 13, 2009

Diary whore

a person that writes to often about themselves in a diary, sometimes not even their on diary.

sometimes spelled diarrehor

dude 1: Rebeca stole my diary and wrote in it!
dude 2: Told you she was a diary whore

by Rafeeki1111 November 30, 2010

Diary of a Crush

Series of 3 books by English/British author Sarra Manning, about a seriously cool vintage-wearin,g girl Edie. She falls in love with serial heartbreaker/art boy Dylan and they have lots of adventures in Manchester (which is actually an incredibly boring place. I live there).

About as brilliant as girlish teen reads get.

Girl: "Im leaving you."
Boy: "Not Edward Cullen D:"
Girl: "No. Dylan Kowalski. Diary Of A Crush. LOOK HIM UP."

by Catastrophe Waitress February 20, 2011

The Bunker Diary

a fucking FULL ON book that is super confronting and super lit that EVERYONE needs to read ASAP

the bunker diary is the best book ever

by ThatLittyKidd May 18, 2020

diary surfing

the art of snooping in a colleague's Outlook diary to find out work related gossip or other sensitive personal information

Despite diary surfing all morning, Joe had not uncovered any salacious gossip

John: "I see Dave has a meeting with the boss tomorrow about that client report he messed up".

Brenda: "How did you find that out?".

John: "I was doing a spot of diary surfing over lunch".

by Dick Shonery September 30, 2014

Vampire diaries

When you eat a girl out while she is on her period and then tell her family what you did

Hi father in-law me and your daughter did vampire diaries last night

by Dickout6inch February 27, 2021

Diary of a Wimpy Kid

a hilarious novel by jeff kinney about a middle school wimp named greg heffley. he has embarassing parents, a bully for an older brother, an annoying little brother, a dorky best friend, and a sad excuse of a social life. the books are freakin funny and if you don't like them, WTF?

Diary of a Wimpy Kid Quotes:
Fregley: Dear Gregory, I'm very sorry I chased you with a booger on my finger. Here, I put it on this paper so you can get me back.

Little Kid: when i grow up, i'm gonna be a professional basketball player!
Greg: think again, shawn! neither one of your parents is taller than 5 foot two and you're the only 200 pound six year old i know!
Little Kid: *crying
Greg: i cannot tell a lie

Old man at his birthday party: next year, i want a chocolate cake!
Greg: that is, if you're alive next year!

by tatertottzz July 6, 2011