dear diary
An alternate to note to self
dear diary by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004
gear diary
gear diary by Steve Hughes November 24, 2007
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Girl Talk Secret Diary
The Last Known Writings of John Stamos while in his "Uncle Jesse" persona most famously seen on the family sitcom "Full House." The last book of the New Testament (or Hermes Katsopolis Testament as it is more commonly known)has been lost. There is a religious sect at Michigan State University that follows the teachings of this book as the holy scripture.
Girl Talk Secret Diary by Cheaps April 7, 2008
Bloop Diary
1. HOLY CRAP did you hear someone got offended by the site's POLL? Now they want to sue Bloop Diary!
2. She thinks she's ABOVE the drama because she posted in the drama thread about how she doesn't want to get involved.
2. She thinks she's ABOVE the drama because she posted in the drama thread about how she doesn't want to get involved.
Bloop Diary by NOTCreepedoutbyEstellayo April 13, 2008
Buy a diary because I'm not keeping your secrets anymore
Term meaning "GET THE FUCK OUT OF TOWN! THIS BITCH IS GONNA TELL ON YOU!" Its used usually when you and a good friend get into it. it means all the secrets you've shared she's gonna tell!
Buy a diary because I'm not keeping your secrets anymore by skylarskank June 28, 2008
FU diary
It’s a fuck you diary or journal or folder or file or binder. It’s a documented, dated log of illegal or inappropriate actions taken by a person, usually a family member, against you. It’s primary use is for documentation to give as evidence to cps or the police that shows the pattern of behavior the person has engaged in towards you or your family. It is a “fuck you” because it contradicts (with photos, emails, and other concrete evidence) their alternate version of events that they have spun into a story for cps or the police.
Take a screen shot of this conversation I had with your mother about our baby. She denies that he has a peanut butter allergy. Then she demands to babysit him alone. We definitely need this for our FU diary. She claims she will call the police on us if we don’t let her have her grand baby.
FU diary by mememememememememe August 17, 2021
Dinner Diary
Extremely liquid and explosive poo, making all those popping and crackling sounds and keeps you stuck on the toilet to experience pain and suffering because the shit coming down your ass won't end. Either that or you gotta go back to the bathroom every 10-30 minutes for the next 3 hours+
I had a dinner diary and I was locked up in the bathroom for 40 minutes. I was so happy when it was over, but unfortunately that wasn't the last dinner diary I had that day.
Dinner Diary by CuunCuunLips April 23, 2023