Diarrhea

When you have constipation and it comes out the right way. Usually accompanied by a beautiful song.

Caleb was so constipated with diarrhea, that we had to tell him to quiet it down in there.

by thadt7 April 11, 2020

Diarrhea

WARNING: This is no ordinary crap. Contains a really wide blast radius that will plaster your toilet, and is like eating a habanero pepper only instead it is a liquid projectile being discharged out your ass causing extreme pain like someone blow torched the rim of your ass hole.

BE ADVISED: Dell Taco and Taco Bell are the number 1 causes of Diarreha

OH FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY! NOT DIARRHEA!!
GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
I knew i shouldn't have ate at Dell Taco.

by Dr. Diarreha November 21, 2009

Diarrhea

Butt vomit.

I ate so much cajun food today that I had diarrhea for days.

by rpsls April 2, 2009

Diarrhea

The term used as an excuse when one is in the bathroom for 20 minutes and doesn't want to admit he was jacking off and not shitting.

Dave walked into his living room and Joe asked "What the hell took so long?" and Dave responds "I had diarrhea" and laughs to himself.

by Chris Pav January 6, 2007

Diarrhea

Nasty stuff that people flush to commit die.

Person one: "AHHHHHHHHH HELPPP IM HAVING A MASSIVE DIARRHEA HUUUUUUUUU!!!!!"
Person two: *hums loudly*

by September 25, 2018

Diarrhea

A lava-like expulsion of waste from the butthole.

Even the soda at Taco Bell makes me diarrhea.

by DesignerPancakes January 9, 2017

Diarrhea

di•ar•rhe•a

/ˌdīəˈrēə/
noun.

Liquid fire shit. Chunky hot poison. Shit that comes forth with rash confidence and a sense of urgency. Wicked internal ass-rape. Boiling, spewing, strangely-colored, and foul as a rotting corpse. You may be on the toilet for a while. Just make sure you evacuate the neighborhood first.

"Johnny's stomach turned with anguish, as a demon danced with fire inside him. There was no mistaking it. He prayed for mercy but the demon had no patience. He ran to the toilet, squirting fresh death juice with every stride. He felt hot wetness trickle all the way down to his ankles before his ass planted. On the toilet, a valve released, letting loose a rain of brimstone and fire. His stomach was a vortex of pain. The smell of his own waste triggered rising liquid, and a stream of vomit spewed. When it was over, he fell on the floor, laid on his back with his hands on his stomach, and felt an inappropriate sense of satisfaction. He had had diarrhea, and lived."

by ProfessorEbonics October 29, 2020