Diarrhea

When you have constipation and it comes out the right way. Usually accompanied by a beautiful song.

Caleb was so constipated with diarrhea, that we had to tell him to quiet it down in there.

by thadt7 April 11, 2020

Diarrhea

WARNING: This is no ordinary crap. Contains a really wide blast radius that will plaster your toilet, and is like eating a habanero pepper only instead it is a liquid projectile being discharged out your ass causing extreme pain like someone blow torched the rim of your ass hole.

BE ADVISED: Dell Taco and Taco Bell are the number 1 causes of Diarreha

OH FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY! NOT DIARRHEA!!
GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
I knew i shouldn't have ate at Dell Taco.

by Dr. Diarreha November 21, 2009

Diarrhea

Butt vomit.

I ate so much cajun food today that I had diarrhea for days.

by rpsls April 2, 2009

Diarrhea

The term used as an excuse when one is in the bathroom for 20 minutes and doesn't want to admit he was jacking off and not shitting.

Dave walked into his living room and Joe asked "What the hell took so long?" and Dave responds "I had diarrhea" and laughs to himself.

by Chris Pav January 7, 2007

Diarrhea

Nasty stuff that people flush to commit die.

Person one: "AHHHHHHHHH HELPPP IM HAVING A MASSIVE DIARRHEA HUUUUUUUUU!!!!!"
Person two: *hums loudly*

by anonymous September 25, 2018

Diarrhea

A lava-like expulsion of waste from the butthole.

Even the soda at Taco Bell makes me diarrhea.

by DesignerPancakes January 9, 2017

Diarrhea

A burning liquid coming out after you have had bean and cheese burritos

Friend 1: How is your day by going
Me: Good
Friend 1: What did you have for dinner.
Me: be and cheese burrito.
Me running to the bathroom.
Me screaming: I have DIARRHEA!!!

by TouchDownYankees December 7, 2018