decoy mack

Macking on an easy target to disguise your real crush.

I was decoy macking on Julian, but I'm really into Danny.

by michellejigga June 17, 2010

Decoy deploy

A type of revenge kill in a multiplayer video game where one is killed by another, but said person who was killed respawns right next to their killer, who then proceeds to kill them.

The name comes from a tool on Roblox, which has the same name, which allows the player with the tool equipped to spawn a duplicate of their avatar to trick enemies into killing the duplicate instead of you.

Person A kills Person B in an online game, then Person A says:
"ez"

Person B, luckily, spawns next to Person A completely at random and kills him, Person B then says:
"Decoy deploy."

by Bonegod February 6, 2024

Decoy Boyfriend

When a 'friend' of yours is a total ho and sleeps with your man behind your back, you find two new men. One to strut as eye candy, and a secret boyfriend. Eye candy decoy boyfriend would ideally enjoy the ho's competition.

Didn't that hurt your feeling that she was flirting with your boyfriend? What, oh, he's the decoy boyfriend.

by P.Venuit May 29, 2016

East-Side Sammich decoy

The act of stretching your ballsac , smearing hummus on your nipples, and falling asleep in the living room floor watching reruns of 'punky Brewster and ALF'.

The wind direction is perfect for a day at the mall for a mutuel East-side Sammich decoy.

by 2-cold, 2-care:aboutmyhair June 8, 2016

Decoying

decoying-A slang from the south used for someone who is or was doing something out of the ordinary in that moment.

in other words, some lame shit.

why u keep telling mama i smoked, u be decoying

by tt251 December 19, 2021

Decoy Team

A sports team that is highly overrated and very easy to defeat.

It's no big deal they can win. After all, the opponent is just a decoy team.

by Akravo Slang March 18, 2019