February 15th is the official day of Gay Valentines. This is done so homosexual couples do not have to be surrounded by breeders on their romantic night out.
"Hey Matt, you taking Tom anywhere nice for Valentines day? I couldn't get a booking anywhere!"
"We have a great table at Le Fancy Pantaloons on the 15th. Just another advantage to gay Valentines day.
The worst of all of them.Worse than "ur mom gey,ur dad lesbian,ur granny tranny,ur grandpap a trap,ur grandpapi big gay booty slappy".No Uno Reversoes.No Mirror shields.No comebacks.This is the ultimate roast.Every time this is said the whole universe deletes itself by 5 %.The one who you said it to is teleported to oblivion and obliterated immediately.
Frank:ur mom gay
Goal:ur dad lesbian Frank:ur granny tranny Goal:ur grandpap a trap Frank:ur grandpapi big gay booty slappy
Goal:Dont want me to do it
Frank:no balls
Goal:ur nigga giga gay every day
Frank *gets oblitarated in the oblivion*
My dear friend is like my therapist. I tell her everything and she is like a vault that won't tell anyone. I trust her with everything and I love her a lot. She called herself my gay mom because she is like a mom to me but better than a mom. She doesn't judge me and I'm really grateful to have her in my life. That is why I have decided that I want to name June 24 National Gay Mom day. Everyone needs a Gay Mom like my friend. I want to celebrate this day with her to show how much I appreciate her.