if you made a dessert it would be dry

this means if you were to have sex you wouldn’t be able to get wet

excuse me but if you made a dessert it would be dry

by thebestgyoullevermeet April 15, 2022

Dasher

Someone who plays Geometry Dash.

Person: Hey did you see that guy beat that level in Geometry Dash?
Person 2: Yeah he's so good! He must be a dasher.

by AdashioX October 23, 2019

Dassed

Dassed, as in ''to be dassed''- an experience in which one finds him or herself well and truly done over

''I've locked myself out of chancellors! I've been Dassed!''

''The machine is out of order, i've been Dassed again!''

and so on

by DASFANNO.1 November 7, 2009

dosser

Tyson Fury's nickname for Deontay Wilder

Come on then u dosser

by BigDosser326 March 2, 2020

Having Fingers For Dessert

After eating, the act of putting your fingers down your throat to make yourself puke.

Fat Chick: I ate so much food, I'm gonna be having fingers for dessert!!

Skinny Chick: I have fingers for dessert every night

by George Burnett June 4, 2007

dessert bowl

the small amount of tobacco, weed, or anything else one may choose to smoke that is left over to be rediscovered at a later hour and smoked as a 'dessert'

Im going to leave a little for later so we can smoke a dessert bowl before I leave.

by Mr. Nater May 11, 2011

having fingers for dessert

After eating, the act of gagging yourself on your fingers til you puke.

Fat Chick: I ate so much food tonight, I'm going to be having fingers for dessert

Skinny Chick: I have fingers for dessert every night

by George Burnett May 25, 2007