by OmblissJuice August 30, 2016

by Custardguts October 21, 2020

by gingermoon June 15, 2019

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by Annny Darons January 12, 2023

Rachel worked my custard pump last night and got a mouthful.
My custard pump is primed and about to unload.
She emptied my custard pump with a vigorous handy.
My custard pump is primed and about to unload.
She emptied my custard pump with a vigorous handy.
by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018

1: A food which is eaten by Teletubies
2: A way of calling someone fat, overweight or obese
3: A way of describing Kalvin Phillips
2: A way of calling someone fat, overweight or obese
3: A way of describing Kalvin Phillips
Teletubies: Tubby Custard, Tubby Custard , Tubby Custard
Person 1: Look at that fat cunt over there he’s a real tubby custard
Person 2: Fuck me Kalvin Phillips is shit
Person 3: I know he’s a tubby custard
Person 1: Look at that fat cunt over there he’s a real tubby custard
Person 2: Fuck me Kalvin Phillips is shit
Person 3: I know he’s a tubby custard
by Ispeakengland July 25, 2023
