Custard Pump

The penis. A rigid cock ready to sling a hot rope of nut custard.

Rachel worked my custard pump last night and got a mouthful.

My custard pump is primed and about to unload.

She emptied my custard pump with a vigorous handy.

by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018

Tubby Custard

1: A food which is eaten by Teletubies

2: A way of calling someone fat, overweight or obese

3: A way of describing Kalvin Phillips

Teletubies: Tubby Custard, Tubby Custard , Tubby Custard

Person 1: Look at that fat cunt over there he’s a real tubby custard

Person 2: Fuck me Kalvin Phillips is shit

Person 3: I know he’s a tubby custard

by Ispeakengland July 25, 2023

Snuggle Custard

A term used to describe the mess left after sex, due to male ejaculation.

"Ooops, we got snuggle custard on the fitted sheet!"

by OmblissJuice August 30, 2016

Custard Guts

A commonly used nickname for Michael Baragry

Shut the fuck up custard guts

by Custardguts October 21, 2020

Lust Custard

Another name for cum

Also known as jizz or man mayo.

“Pour your lust custard over my fun crumble”

by gingermoon June 15, 2019

Custard Boy

Often referring to the streamer Danny Aaron’s.

“You fucking Custard Boy”

by Annny Darons January 12, 2023

Custard ass

when your ass is the consistency of custard

just a sloppy hole

dammmnn that lad must have a custard ass after that night

OI ya custard ass

by BigrooNutz September 23, 2020