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Snuggle Custard

A term used to describe the mess left after sex, due to male ejaculation.
"Ooops, we got snuggle custard on the fitted sheet!"
by OmblissJuice August 30, 2016
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Custard Guts

A commonly used nickname for Michael Baragry
by Custardguts October 21, 2020
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Lust Custard

Another name for cum

Also known as jizz or man mayo.
“Pour your lust custard over my fun crumble
by gingermoon June 15, 2019
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Custard ass

when your ass is the consistency of custard

just a sloppy hole
dammmnn that lad must have a custard ass after that night

OI ya custard ass
by BigrooNutz September 23, 2020
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Custard Boy

Often referring to the streamer Danny Aaron’s.
“You fucking Custard Boy
by Annny Darons January 12, 2023
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Custard Pump

The penis. A rigid cock ready to sling a hot rope of nut custard.
Rachel worked my custard pump last night and got a mouthful.

My custard pump is primed and about to unload.

She emptied my custard pump with a vigorous handy.
by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018
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Tubby Custard

1: A food which is eaten by Teletubies

2: A way of calling someone fat, overweight or obese

3: A way of describing Kalvin Phillips
Teletubies: Tubby Custard, Tubby Custard , Tubby Custard

Person 1: Look at that fat cunt over there he’s a real tubby custard

Person 2: Fuck me Kalvin Phillips is shit

Person 3: I know he’s a tubby custard
by Ispeakengland July 25, 2023
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