chinese cupcakes

a pair of stolen panties that is representative of the combination "vag-stain/ass-smear"

My best friend thought he was nabbing some chinese cupcakes from his girlfriend's hamper--it turns out they were a pair of ratty old boxers left by the other guy who was banging her at the time

chinese cupcakes by Robin Pisshole August 21, 2006

pussywaffle cupcakes 

The scariest man you will ever meet.

Pussywaffle cupcakes proceeded to rip of a man's skin and wear it while simultaneously eating his spleen and dancing.

pussywaffle cupcakes by Aredisnxu7xjksk November 8, 2017

Icing the cupcakes 

It’s where your hitting a girl from the back then you pull out and nut on each cheek, (best done while she lays flat on her stomach)

Jamal was hitting Cindy from the back so he iced her cupcakes (icing the cupcakes)

Icing the cupcakes by That random sir pumkin March 2, 2021

Get some cupcakes 

When someone says a person went to "get some cupcakes" it means that they tried to meet up with a minor in real life. It was made popular when the youtuber EDP445 trued to meet of with a minor and when confronted about it he said "I was actually coming here to get a cupcake".

Bro really went to get some cupcakes💀

Get some cupcakes by Eatpaint October 9, 2023

You can teach a goat to square dance, but that doesn’t mean he’ll like cupcakes

Life is unpredictable, strange and beautiful. Always live on the bright side of life.

Well, you know what they say “you can teach a goat to square dance, but that doesn’t mean he’ll like cupcakes”

You can teach a goat to square dance, but that doesn’t mean he’ll like cupcakes by Dudewholikesbannanas May 8, 2021

anal sex cupcakes 

an anal sex cupcake is made during buttsex

after fudgepacking, the shit is sometimes covering the whole tip of the penis, making it look like a chocolate cupcake
thus it is called anal sex cupcakes

john made anal sex cupcakes with his life partner

anal sex cupcakes by lemonpartyrocks July 3, 2007

Lindsay's cupcakes 

Also known as "muddy underoos."
This is a phrase used to describe when a female's undergarments are exposed, and the viewer can clearly see splotches of fecal matter.
This even is most commonly associated with fat whores and white women named "Lindsay" (i.e., Lindsay Lohan).
Panties adorned with cupcakes are worth bonus points, and are dubbed "chocolate cupcakes."

Person A: "I heard that on the set of Lindsay Lohan's new movie, she vomited all over herself, and then passed out on the floor with her fanny in the air!"

Person B: "Yeah, I heard! Everyone was able to see Lindsay's cupcakes!"

<Person A vomits>

Lindsay's cupcakes by VeXxX September 22, 2010