cupboard-climber

A word used to describe a male who often climes on top of or into the cupboard in a females room

Bro! I caught you in my sisters cupboard again! you're such a cupboard-climber

by fanumtaxxedme May 14, 2024

clearing out the airing cupboard

A poo of so epic a proportion that no matter how many hands of paper towels you pull out to buff up your rusty star the old brown biro never runs out of ink , hide your socks

USED ALL THE CHUFFING BOG ROLL

Shouting from the bog ......
Throw up another bog roll love , Im clearing out the airing cupboard up here

Gone through more bog roll than a covid 19 panic buying individual

by Trentbridge Troll April 16, 2021

old lady's cupboards

When something literally has the smell or taste of an old lady's cupboards. It is not an euphemism.

-An old lady once gave me a KitKat chocolate brar that she had in her cupboard for 5 years, and it literally tasted like old lady's cupboards.
-Is old lady's cupboards some kind of euphemism?
(laughter and hilarity all around)
-No, it is not.

by WonderWumbo October 18, 2020

Cupboard Rat

A Cupboard rat is a rat that seemingly lives under your sink, and will hop out to snag any scrap that falls on the floor. you can buys the cupboard rat and cupboard rat XT at your local wal-mart for $500.

Me: Throws a pizza scrap on the floor...

Cupboard Rat: Hops out and snags the scrap quickly bringing it back to its cave and devouring it.

by BootsTheKitten December 2, 2010

Pooh cupboard

Port a john, port a potty, portable potty

I need to take a dump in the pooh cupboard. John destroyed the pooh cupboard.

by I crack myself up August 14, 2022

void cupboard

A cupboard in your home that is earmarked for putting odd items in. It usually starts as a regular cupboard but ends up with anything and everything. Mostly full of items that should have been thrown away or given to someone else but instead are kept because you think you may have use for them in 10 years.

I'll just put this tent in this cupboard. I'm sure we'll use it more than once. It's not as though we have a void cupboard.

by Millgid July 1, 2021

cupboard hag

A crotchety old bag of bones that lurks around one's home without the knowledge of the residents

the cupboard hag sat in the musty attic combing her thinning hair and trolling people on the internet

by Cupboardhag November 14, 2015