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culinarioscopy

Noun. A combination of the words culinary and colonoscopy. A culinarioscopy is when one has prepared their partner's butt hole for the holy act of oral stimulation. In layman's terms, preparation of someone's ass for eating.
Just eating ass is old news. If you want to really show your partner that you love them, give them a culinarioscopy first!
by Captain Honey Badger September 13, 2019
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Culinary Arts period 1 creekwood

A really boring period where you sometimes make food.
I wish that i could skip Culinary Arts period 1 creekwood.
by bruhmoment83 May 9, 2022
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Culinary Warcrime

A meal, usually made by someone stoned out their gourd, that would have been better off having never been made, as the recipie is a horrid amalgamation of ingredients that combines into a terrible clusterfuck of a dish
Stoner A: Bruh, i made a burrito with deli sliced turkey, green beans, spicy cheetos, and so much cheese... bruh you shouldve tried it its so good
Stoner B: my good bitch thats a culinary warcrime
by faeonic August 30, 2022
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Culinary terrorism

When you're supposed to be preparing your boss's lunch and you poison them whether accidentally or not.
The term was invented by Jesse Watters of fox News f-sag. He now thinks his recent case of food poisoning or upset stomach was due to culinary terrorism perpetrated by his assistant Johnny
by Sexydimma May 26, 2023
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Culinary Felony

When people, often white people, create culinary dishes that utilize random components that have no reason being mixed together
White people adding raisins to potato salad is straight up a culinary felony
by QuestionMarks October 21, 2023
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Culinary Chameleon

That one person who always insists that "they'll have what you're having" at a restaurant, and will never pick for themselves.
Waiter: "Hello and welcome, what can I get for you guys today?"
Culinary Chameleon: "I'll just get what he's having."
by wolfishmass November 25, 2023
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Culinaphobe

(noun) a person with an aversion to cooking or spending time in the kitchen.
"She only cooks under duress - she's a total culinaphobe"
by HollyJollyJoyride October 6, 2025
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