poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it 

The act of doing something so horrible, monstrous, and generally bad, that you are doomed to stub your toe and whenever it heals, stub it again.

Jon: I just poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it.
John: you monster. I hereby doom you to stub your toe-
Jon: That's not so bad.
John:-And whenever it heals, immediately stub it again.
Jon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it by Bacon friez November 3, 2023

meat cube

A fake, phoney-bologna phrase invented by PLUTO TV] to tell the viewer that they broadcast a lot of romantic programming. PLUTO TV gets itat cube,

{wrinkled old douche sitting on a bus}: Why am I throwing thngs all pissily?
It's called a meat cube, and PLUTO TV gets it.

meat cube by Telephony2 January 9, 2023

cabes 

white armpits

She looked so tan. But when she had her arms up, she had some serious cabes!

cabes by The Runs November 20, 2016

Cubs Tickets 

Slang term for marijuana. Named after the Chicago Cubs baseball team. The term is intentionally misleading so users can talk about it in public. Higher grades of marijuana are refered to as "good seats" or "skybox seats", whereas lower quality is refered to as "cheap seats".

Lets go pick up some cubs tickets.

These are some great cubs tickets.

Cubs Tickets by Lord Blasphemy June 18, 2008

CuboSapian 

The branch of HOMO SAPIANS that are evolved to solve rubik's cube...

I am a CuboSapian

CuboSapian by CuboSapian February 12, 2022

Cube Earth Society (CES) 

The group of sophisticated intellectuals that believe the earth is neither flat nor round, but Cubed. They are known individually as Cube Earthers.

Some believe that all of our countries are located on different faces of the Cube. Others hypothesise that the "Earth" as we know it is only one of six flat sides, and there are five other versions of Earth that are being hidden from us.

Religious hoes believe that the earth is only 6000 years old, most of the world believe it is Billions of years old.

We know the truth... it is 7 years old.

Stay Woke.

"Greetings members of the Cube Earth Society (CES). We are calling a meeting during PE. COME THRUUU!!!!"

Cube Earth Society (CES) by IceTeaImnidas October 25, 2018

Cube Jockey

A generic office worker who spends their day in a cubicle and is most likely destined to spend the rest of their career in one. Usually have misplaced dreams of making it into an actual office with a door, but spend most of their day surfing the net and checking personal emails when the boss isn't looking. Like to complain about their job, sometimes check the want ads but NEVER do anything about it. Tend to hang out in packs by the vending machines of large office buildings.

Phil joined the insurance company 5 years ago as an assistant claims processor and has been a cube jockey ever since.

Cube Jockey by Max Caffeine November 1, 2008