Crocs Challenge

Having sexual intercourse while one or both partners are wearing crocs, not the fashionable ones, the classic crocs clogs. To be a champion of the crocs challenge the session must be to completion.

"Hey man, I totally finished the Crocs Challenge today!"
"Oh god bro, how the fuck were you even able to get it up?!"
"I had to picture her without the fucking crocs on... But it was worth it."
"You're then man!"
*epic bro five*

by BryNelson March 7, 2014

White crocs

The #1 shoe for rich suburban girls, the ones who hoe around all the time. The ones who buy a new pair of white crocs with their daddy's money anytime they get dirty. Can also be used as a fashion item for basic white girls to become more basic.

"bro she got those white crocs with the adventure strap up, I think she wants to get laid tonight"

by DocotorLit July 6, 2021

crocs

Quite possibly the easiest form of birth control.

Though sources confirm these are also a fetish item for those into food service and gardening.

Children would have ruined my career right now, Thanks for the crocs!

Nothing but crocs and a smile will do, thank you.

by biscuitbaby August 4, 2010

Crocs

Birth control

Bitch you might as well be wearin crocs cuz you aint gettin laid mah ba

by BIDDIEMOBILE July 23, 2014

ass croissant

An ass so badley burned by the sun that it flakes like a croissant.

" I need to ware underware next time we go tanning to cover up my ass croissant"

"I didnt realize that she got ass croissants when she went tanning"

by Chelsea Reinisch August 3, 2008

Fag Croissant

To be douchely in nature.
Not only are they a fag, But they are also a french fag, thus making the fag more faggly.

Becky Woelks is quite the fag croissant.

by TEWHYLUH May 11, 2009

Crocksobia

the fear of wearing or seeing crock shoes.
all crock shoes not just some that u don't like. also a crocks hater.

little girl: i love crocks there so comfty!
older boy: eww! get those away from me im Crocksobia!

by itattoowanaXD December 17, 2008