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advanced cretinism

study and science of a people sociologically, grammatically, linguistically, and/or spiritually "challenged"; specializing on those who are out and out ignorant. ie; those not caring whether they are "smart", or even worse; those who are sure they are! (science of the not so fully developed brain!)
why do you like to speak like a fucking redneck john? -didn't you know? i mastered in advanced cretinism!! -oh, sorry!!

they say ignorance is bliss, and truth is pain, in my studies of advanced cretinism, many would scoff at this notion.

one of my books on advanced cretinism has been NOT PUBLISHED!!
by michael foolsley February 8, 2010
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Creationist

Oh no! He is a creationist!
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Creationist

An idiot who thinks, despite overwhelming evidence disproving them, that evolution is a hoax, and that the Bible is to be taken seriously.
Also a synonym for penis head
Creationist: "AHA! IF EVOLUTION IS A FACT, THEN WHY DON'T WE SEE ANY DOGODILES, OR FRONKEYS, OR HIPPOPHANTS!?
by StarSoupMan December 13, 2023
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Football Creationist

Noun: Person who believes that Football in England was created in 1992 when their God (Alex Ferguson) invented the sport exactly as it was described in their holy book (Football for dummies) and did not exist before. Will often voice such opinions vehemently and refute any proof to the contrary.
Don't talk to that melt, he thinks football started in 1992, those football creationists are mental in the head.
by Dontbebitter April 29, 2025
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creatisism

A disease where you too creative and need to take pills to make you dumb.
Wow I think she has creatisism . autismcreative
by Tayhaha November 27, 2017
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Creationalism

Creating chaos where there once was none.
Creationalism is the epicenter of the BLM movement.
by WTFs_Bako July 26, 2020
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Cearionism

He's showing Cearionism.
by GradysEye January 5, 2025
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