Moore Catholic

A High School on Staten islad, NY, where nearly the entire student body are either morons or sluts. Half the teachers are complete assholes, the principal is a total drunk, and the dean is an uptight ass who likes all the morons more than the intelligent people.

Aside from that 95% of the school, though, the rest of it is fine.

"Hey, I got accepted to Moore Catholic. Should I go there?"
"Only if you're taking music, that's where most of the smart people are."

by malendras September 8, 2008

foxhole catholic

A lapsed catholic who re-embraces the faith when confronted with a life-threatening situation.

The church tapped into a pool of foxhole catholics after 9/11.

by Dan Zakreski October 26, 2007

powers catholic high

A catholic high school in flint Michigan. A school that randomly drug tests even though half of the students fail. A bunch of people that act catholic but have premarital sex and half of them are secretly gay. Full of snobby rich thots. People go crazy when there’s one single fight. What ever u do don’t take the lords name is vein or you will be crucified.

I got to powers catholic high

I am a stoner I have had premarital sex and I am gay as fuck

by Assmunchpussydestoryer420 October 20, 2019

crapslices

Coined: May 30th, 2007. SoCal, USA

Description: An expletive very similar in definition to snap or shnap - and the latter, only the definition(s) similar to those of snap. Unlike snap or even crap, "crapslices" does NOT have the exuberant "Oh yeah!" connotation that many other such interjections have. Its two meanings are:

1.) "Oh no. Now what am I gonna do?": worry
2.) "Oh no!"/"Oh yes!" "Y'all got served! Now what are ya gonna do?": mildly wise-guy-in-your-face (In this usage, it is highly encouraged that one says "Oh crapslices" in the same manner that Quagmire from Family Guy says "All right.")

Corresponding to the numbers above:

1.) Me: "Hey man, what did you write about for the assignment?" Them: "Assignment?" *registers* "Oh crapslices." (This was almost exactly how it was spontaneously coined.)
2.) Them: "Hey man, he won the game just like you said! Mad predicting skills, yo!" Me: "Oh crapslices!"

by benchley July 18, 2007

North Catholic High School

best school in the wips. far superior than hampton since they beat them every game. most people are friendly but its very cliquey. they all have a football and drinking problem and I f you don’t go to any football or basketball games you will be looked down upon. on the bright side the after parties are lit. the girls are HOT but they’re bitches . 99% of the girls here are sluts and do not act catholic at all. if you go to one north party you will get trashed, they party every weekend. they think they’re the shit cus their partner school mhs is also one of the best schools. if you can’t handle hate and judgment i suggest you go to their partner school, but it will be the same since they all know each other but there are perks. but hey you get to go there 3 days a week. side note teachers will shove their religion down your throat. btw we don’t have rats (if you don’t get this then you’re not an og)

“You going to the next north catholic high school football game Friday”

“Nah man I have an essay due”
“Go fuck yourself and transfer schools”

by Olivia Posh May 26, 2018

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mibulls sailcloth blindsight lifeline anan rectipetality faultlessly offered scleromalacia neighed catholicate

"When I played act 2 of Doki Doki Literature Club, Natsuki 'glitched' and said 'mibulls sailcloth blindsight lifeline anan rectipetality faultlessly offered scleromalacia neighed catholicate' to me."

by Super Loves Cakes June 18, 2022

Catholic Guilt

The pitting sensation that can only be drawn through the innards of a cradle Catholic who either attended an overly scrupulous private Catholic school or was raised fearing the depths of hell to the point of regularly and, secretly, intentionally wet-dreaming. A fully developed and overly functioning conscience that has been to the other side and back will flirt on the fence with Catholic guilt, constantly deciding, approving, regretting and dismissing. It is a term used to describe the significant internal reaction to a seemingly insignificant external effect generated by a publicly unnoticeable perturbing cause. The feelings must be experienced to be understood and in most cases morally inherited to be experienced. Regardless of the pious weight associated with Catholic Guilt, it is often a feeling gestated through a morally abject thought that is hardly ever even realized and/or acted upon. It is an internalized battle bearing existential results.

In my mind: (Boy, I'm having so much fun with my new friends. We just smoked a pack of cigarettes each, and now we're about go scan for some babes.)

(Blasting down the freeway. Friend's comments/My reactions)-
Friend #1: This place fucking rocks (flicks a cig and it lands on a bench with a Planned Parenthood ad on it).

Reaction #1: I feel terrible that Planned Parenthood exists. Margaret Sanger, that bitch! To ease my pain I shift my weight off of the condom hiding in my wallet.

Friend #2: Oh sweest, look at that strip club!

Reaction #2: I vomit in my soul when I see the spot light hit the crucifix on St. Lukes' across the street.

The fact that I capitalized every "C" in "Catholic Guilt" is evidence of Catholic guilt.

by TheBlackRafter July 20, 2010