Crafty Swiper

When an overzealous waitress/waiter, eager to clear plates from tables, swipes half eaten food the second you turn away

Where's my pudding gone Steve?

The crafty swiper has had it

by anonymous May 30, 2023

Crafty wank

The action of masturbating in a public place, without being spotted.

He would often have a crafty wank under the desk during his history lesson. The other pupils noticed, but the teacher never did.

by DarrenG July 20, 2024

Crafty As Fuck

When someone squeezes out of a sticky situation or comes up with an Oceans 11 type of shit. The type of person who can talk themselves out of any situation.

I really thought Cylian Murphy's character was done for in A Quiet Place 2. He was Crafty As Fuck When he grabbed that water hobo and stabbed him in the leg and dove into the water.

by Sirch Ecallaw June 27, 2021

Crafty Vet

A combat sports athlete, typically MMA that is past their prime, used to be higher ranked or champion but is still competing and showing knowledge that could only gained from the amout of fights they have had.

"damn bro Edson Barboza is a crafty vet"

by EDPloverKIDtoucher23359u783405 January 18, 2026